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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Inky pinky ponky, daddy bought a donkey
Donkey died, daddy cried
Inky pinky ponky
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 14:49, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
Ching Chong Chinaman tried to milk a cow
Ching Chong Chinaman didn't know how
Ching Chong Chinaman pulled the wrong bit
Ching Chong Chinaman got covered in shit.
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 14:52, Reply)
Barry Sheen. Superstar
Rides round the corner on his handlebars
Pulls a skid
Kills a kid
Knackers his bollocks on a dustbin lid
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 14:54, Reply)
Jesus Christ, superstar. ..

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 14:55, Reply)
Jesus Christ, ANDREW MARR

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 14:55, Reply)
HAHA!

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 14:56, Reply)
Stroked down from heaven on a Yamaha

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 14:56, Reply)
4 Stroke MOAR like

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 15:05, Reply)

Simple Simon,
Met a Pieman
Going to the fayre.
Said Simple Simon,
To the Pieman,
What have you got there?
Said the Pieman,
To Simple Simon,
Pies, you twat.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 15:00, Reply)
oh HO!
Bit of a 'rude version' eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 15:02, Reply)
No doubt in a minute you'll telling all about those cheeky shepherds and how they were washing their socks by night, yeah?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 15:05, Reply)
While watching BBC

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 15:15, Reply)
^ this guy gets it!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 15:16, Reply)
Bloody angels, always stealing the remote

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 15:21, Reply)
I could do with getting rid of the earworm that Sporty gave me this morning
Three wheels on my wagon,
And I'm still rolling along
The Cherokees are chasing me
Arrows fly, right on by
But I'm singing a happy song

Fucking cunt
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 15:08, Reply)
It's still in my head
KylieLolz
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 15:08, Reply)
Never say die

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 15:09, Reply)
"George, they're catching up to us!"
"Get back in the wagon woman!"
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 15:10, Reply)
Nah that was Black Sabbath

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 15:28, Reply)
Just a mile down the road there's a little cave
We can watch those cherokees...go wandering by! Is that how it goes? It's been nearly 30 years.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 15:10, Reply)
It's the worst earworm ever
someone even caught me singing some of it :(
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 15:11, Reply)
Just for you Twoey *ruffles hair*
lyrics.wikia.com/The_New_Christy_Minstrels:Three_Wheels_On_My_Wagon
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 15:12, Reply)
My goodness
That takes me back
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 15:18, Reply)
We never had that last line when I was taught it

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 15:12, Reply)
that's because you is well bent innit

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 15:14, Reply)

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