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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Battered will be there you know he has the hots for you rightI think he's booked a travel lodge and everything
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 15:52,
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well reallyIf he buys me a pint first I might entertain the idea. never been anywhere near a shorter man though.
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Somewhere to rest your glass innitsilver lining and all
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 15:59,
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and....if his head is about waist height and he can breathe through his ears then we might be onto a winner.......
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Breathing through the back of the head would be better, surely?(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 16:20,
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His 6 brothers would be really Grumpy then(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 16:23,
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HahahahaThat's not the type of image you want to promote round here
especially when Chompy's around
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 16:22,
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er you are a girl and girls a dirty and smelly
Sporters told me this
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he is telling you porkiesit is boys who are dirty and smelly which is why I throw rocks at them.
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