Sportscow!
Get us a drink, will ya?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 7 Jun 2013, 16:05, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

I'm buying for everyone today!
What'll it be?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 16:06, Reply)

I tell you what
I'd probably drink meths at the moment. If Monty hadn't already drunk it all, that is.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 7 Jun 2013, 16:08, Reply)

I'm doing at least a bottle of red in tonight
Had what can only be described as a FUCKING SHIT day
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 16:09, Reply)

You have my utmost sympathies.
I am in what can only be described as FUCKING PAIN.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 7 Jun 2013, 16:11, Reply)

Endometriosis again?
Or kidney woes?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 16:11, Reply)

This is carpal.
Either RSI or tendonitis or something. I've proper fucked my wrist / thumb.

You don't appreciate opposable thumbs until you can't use one.

I swear to god, I'm falling apart bit by bit. This time next year I'm going to be a brain in a jar.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 7 Jun 2013, 16:14, Reply)

Thanks Miss Uumellmahaye

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 16:16, Reply)

Man with two brains?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 7 Jun 2013, 16:17, Reply)

Correct

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 16:18, Reply)

Not seen that in years.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 7 Jun 2013, 16:18, Reply)

Much like my feet.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 7 Jun 2013, 16:19, Reply)

Neither have I
It was just the first thing that came to mind involving brains in jars (that isn't my garage)
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 16:19, Reply)

I watched "the Fool" a few weeks ago
one of th e few Steve Martin films I like
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 16:27, Reply)

I hate all of them.
He's shit.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 16:28, Reply)

^this
With the exception of 'dead men don't wear plaid'.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 7 Jun 2013, 16:29, Reply)

actually yeah I'll give you that

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 16:36, Reply)

Er I thinkyou are forgetting
Cheaper by the Dozen...


Sits back and lights pipe
Job done
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 16:37, Reply)

pipe fart
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 16:38, Reply)

I cant believe I chuckled at that

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 16:42, Reply)