Morning, Lordlings.
How are we today?

Hahaha yeah hahaha when was the last time you were allowed out with a less than 50% antipsychotics/blood ratio in you? haha heehee you can't say not once since your last last complete meltdown when you got straitjacketed and carted off screaming from Levenshulme Lidl.

Alt: I read recently that taking vitamin supplements has no proven benefits. Do you take them? it seems to be more of a big deal in the US than here.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 7:03, 30 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

upset zzzzzz

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 7:08, Reply)

Uuuuuurrrrrggggggghhhhhhhhh
Head. Hurts.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 7:19, Reply)

Coffee table woes?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 7:38, Reply)

eh?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 7:38, Reply)

height gag

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 7:39, Reply)

gag
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 7:41, Reply)

'ight

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 7:43, Reply)

congratulations on your first hangover as a 40 year old

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 7:38, Reply)

Thanks. I think.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 7:38, Reply)

haha upset online
Prick.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 7:28, Reply)

Shut the fuck up Monty
Nobody likes you anyway
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 7:29, Reply)

Woah.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 7:31, Reply)

Check 'em.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 7:32, Reply)

bump

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 7:32, Reply)

We have a right laugh here don't we?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 7:38, Reply)

I gather you had a good night?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 7:38, Reply)

Not sure. Can't quite recall. I assume so.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 7:40, Reply)

Unless you woke up with Stunned
then consider it a good night
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 7:41, Reply)

The last thing I can remember involves a large bag of popcorn.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 7:42, Reply)

hahaha
Gonz got you with Rohypnol
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 7:44, Reply)

I said popcorn, not pringles.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 7:47, Reply)

Was there a sausage at the bottom of the bag?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 7:48, Reply)

Sup Loaksey

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 7:53, Reply)

Variation on "hole in bottom of popcorn bucket" gag

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 7:59, Reply)

I fear our sense of humour may be lost on him
until he has had his full english
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 8:01, Reply)

eng Pol
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 8:02, Reply)

his full english

eggs benedict, 6 more hours sleep and an oily wank.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 8:05, Reply)

Gonz has been banging on about popcorn for a while now
b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1961577
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 7:52, Reply)

Please forgive me for not knowing the latest tastes of wonky guts food wrong sex pest.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 7:54, Reply)

Apology accepted

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 7:57, Reply)

Morning Monters
I have balanced my humours by increasing the amount of caffeine in my system and considerably depleting the amount of urine. A good morning's work, in my opinion.

Alt: I take an aspirin in the morning and I'm not dead yet, so it must be working.

PS. saw this and thought of b3ta
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 8:15, Reply)

hahaha

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 8:34, Reply)

Alt: You shut up, there's good money to be made out of these things.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 8:37, Reply)