I do not know any songs by Chas and Dave
Back to work bluies today, cheer me up with news of other peoples misfortune from last week please. Any more divorces/financial meltdowns (RIP AA)/asylum commitals/
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 9:02, 4 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

It's been nothing but good news here over the last week.
Loads of people posting loads of funny shit and then to top it all, Chompy and Swipe announced their engagement.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 9:04, Reply)

Frank's a middle-aged man with mental problems who achieved nothing whatsoever in his life
and spends his time endless repeating nonsensical gibberish on the internet because his inability to engage properly with other people has rendered him utterly redundant in society, and thus he can do nothing of actual use at all. So cheer up Nakers, it could be worse eh.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 9:05, Reply)

top stuff
and how are you? Still selling up?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 9:06, Reply)

Yeah mon
If I get my asking price I'll have 65k left over once everyone's paid orf, not the end of the world.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 9:08, Reply)

that's a deposit on a new place...although borrowing the rest might be difficult.

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 9:10, Reply)

Nigh on impossible for a while, I fear.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 9:11, Reply)

Are you sure you are not upset here?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 9:09, Reply)

i'm a little upset to back at work in the rain

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 9:11, Reply)

Get an indoor job then you fucking knob.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 9:11, Reply)

How was your 10 day break building Meccano?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 9:06, Reply)

Good thanks, Marrakesh is a great city, fucking stinks of piss and shit and squalor though
and I didn't get the shits even once
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 9:09, Reply)

*flicks hair and pops collar*
Nice one
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 9:14, Reply)

Still alive, finances are in a far better state, and I've managed to lose weight
All in all, things are going well for me!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 9:11, Reply)

How did you mange to pay down so many hundreds of pounds in just one week, what's the secret?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 9:20, Reply)

You're hilarious
As I've said, whilst it wasn't much, I wanted to stop it before it became bad, and it was stressing me a bit.

Spoke to parents, went through a few bits, feeling better.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 9:44, Reply)