Anyone who owns more than one pair of trainers is a bent spastic.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 11:27, 4 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Hang on....really?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 11:29, Reply)

*bent spastic fives*

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 11:31, Reply)

Today marks a new low in the Life of Boyce.
:o((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 11:31, Reply)

Cobblers
Got to have a least a pair for messing about in and a semi-smart pair.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 11:31, Reply)

A good point. More than two is clearly a symptom of angled cerebral palsy related gigantism.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 11:32, Reply)

i have 4, 1 for running, 2 for casula wearing, 1 for DIY, gardening getting muckty

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 11:33, Reply)

I've got 2 for hockey
1 for running. 2 for hillwalking/running. 4 for "going out"

Am I WTN?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 11:47, Reply)

oh god do you own those off road cross trainers
beloved of tourists who think they are going somewhere a bit rough, like Greece.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 11:56, Reply)

what a cunt, eh readers?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 12:00, Reply)

facts on the internet

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 12:02, Reply)

two pairs.
But then I'd climbed the 20 highest mountains in the UK before my 15th birthday, and I still climb and fellrun, so, y'know, probably acceptable.

I'm still a cunt, of course.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 12:06, Reply)

Yes
But you would have been WTN prior to your Trainer disclosure
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 11:56, Reply)

YES.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 12:06, Reply)

I've got none.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 11:48, Reply)

none AIDS
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 11:55, Reply)

You can get them free with mobile phones

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 11:56, Reply)

none a large growth on the side of my neck caused by iron deficiency
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 11:56, Reply)

none chills, they're multiplyin'
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 11:59, Reply)

none a brand new combine harvester, I'll give you the key
( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 12:00, Reply)

combine voucher for
key free bottle of Lambrini
( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 12:01, Reply)

hahahaha

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 12:03, Reply)