He's Battered
He's getting a divorce and will have to sell his house in Sheffield as he is in so much debt. There's something to do with tramps, oven gloves, Greggs and a musty anus but I'm not sure of the full story.
( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 10:47, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Where does the parrot fit into all of this?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 10:48, Reply)

SQUARKWARDLY?

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 10:50, Reply)

*sigh*

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 10:51, Reply)

Anally, I think.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 10:53, Reply)

You forgot that he has clown feet

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 10:48, Reply)

*hears a noise from the back of the bus*
*shrugs*
( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 10:52, Reply)

Right, cheers
And who the fuck are you?

I actually don't know
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 10:51, Reply)

Tango has a spreadsheet, he'll fill you in

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 10:58, Reply)

And who the fuck, etc
I'm too tired to keep up this charade, sorry. Plus I suspect it might be fucking shit
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 10:59, Reply)

*nose/points*

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 11:00, Reply)

I think I've narrowed it down to a shortlist of 90,648 people it could potentially be.
Or not.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 11:07, Reply)

Look inside yourself Clarice

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 11:08, Reply)

Wait, are you me?
Have I been fooling myself all this time?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 11:10, Reply)

"I am Jack's Bent Spastic"

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 11:12, Reply)