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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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How good is your memory?What do you regularly forget?
I had some gazpacho last night. I'd forgotten how good it can be.
Alt: What would you like to forget (apart from my mother) but can't?
Yeah, I know, shit thread.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 10:19,
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latest was 12 years ago)
It's better than feeding the fuckwit troll againOther than that, it's better than feeding the fuckwit troll again.
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My memory is really very good indeed, unless I've no interest in what it is I'm trying to retain.Names and faces I'm fucking frightful at, people's birthdays and so on, but ask me about weird records or Romans etc and it's all in there.
Alt: Lots of things.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 10:26,
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i'm good at remebering lyricsthere's something about havinga tune hold the words together that helps I think
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 10:27,
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Course you are 'Deliza'(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 10:30,
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My memory is shocking, it is genuinely worryingSend me to supermarket for 3 items, i'll only remember 1 and guess at the others, i'll go upstairs then not remember why and dates appointments etc hardly even register.
alt: i really can't think of anything
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 10:27,
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Bet you never forget your red trousers though.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 10:29,
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They have a stain and I fear will have to be retired : ((
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 10:33,
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If I knew that, it wouldn't be forgotten.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 10:29,
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Long term memory is OK. But my short term, not so much. I am good at remembering things about people but am shit at names.
I blame massive drugs.
I went in Bodeans the other day. I forgot how shit it is.
Alt: I'd like to forget how much money I spend on cigarettes.
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Not at all, I simply resent paying for crap food. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 10:35,
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It was dreadful. It's a shame because it's a beautiful thing when you get it right.
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InnitIf my flat thing works out I'm considering a visit to the old man in Virginia, by which I mean, 'getting my old man to drive me around getting pissed up and eating BBQ in Virginia'.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 10:40,
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Have you put the flat up for sale yet?(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 10:41,
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Sounds ace, you'll be like Keith Floyd and the fat guy from man V food all rolled into one.(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 10:46,
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My memory is really terribleI sustained a pretty bad head injury when I was 10, so I dare say that's something to do with it.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 10:30,
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He got there before you.You fucking Deacon.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 10:35,
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I know, titch. Calm yourself or one of the adults will give you a right hander.
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What a Joey!!!(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 10:36,
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I heard that wearing two hats stops you from getting head injuries (
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 10:44,
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Woah!Where were YOU 26 years ago?? Actually...don't answer that.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 10:48,
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Balls deep in Y.................ohhhhhh OK then I wont answer(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 10:55,
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That's not dog slobber she leaves all over the furnitureSorry to be the bearer, etc.
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I had asparagus, bacon, poached egg and hollandaise on a muffin last night, but my holandaise splitwhich was fucking annoying
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 10:34,
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I remember stuff that really isn't worth remembering.Like Monts I'm shit at names
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 10:35,
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YM?(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 10:38,
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It would have been better if you asked me about a large German WW2 battleship(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 10:39,
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Me tooUseful in pub quizzes etc and bugger all else. Although has won me alcohol on a few occasions, so is of a little use, sometimes.
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 10:40,
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alt: the smell of Bill's breath(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 10:38,
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+ on the back of my neck whilst he pummels my arse.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 10:39,
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The stench of your halitosis can be smelled from space.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 10:40,
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Did you wake up on the wrong side of the bed today?I bet that pissed the others off
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 10:48,
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I had a solid nine hours sleep, woke up in an excellent mood and am about to have poached eggs on toast. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 10:50,
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He's BatteredHe's getting a divorce and will have to sell his house in Sheffield as he is in so much debt. There's something to do with tramps, oven gloves, Greggs and a musty anus but I'm not sure of the full story.
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Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 10:47,
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Where does the parrot fit into all of this?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 10:48,
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You forgot that he has clown feet(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 10:48,
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*hears a noise from the back of the bus**shrugs*
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Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 10:52,
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And who the fuck, etcI'm too tired to keep up this charade, sorry. Plus I suspect it might be fucking shit
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I think I've narrowed it down to a shortlist of 90,648 people it could potentially be.Or not.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 11:07,
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Wait, are you me?Have I been fooling myself all this time?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 11:10,
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Well he is back on the market(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 10:48,
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And the perfect heightIf his head's flat as well Darth will have somewhere to put his pint.
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Shit loads of stuff.I'v come to the conclusion that my head is so full of useless facts that there is no room for the location of my wallet or key work tasks that must be completed.
I made some religeuses at the weeked. Gert lush.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 10:51,
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BADGERThank god you're here, I'm laughing my fucking arse off here and you're the only one who'll appreciate it. Three things. Clarke, Warner, 10-2 off 3. You can't write material this funny.
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i can lol at this + www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/cricket/22867634
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 10:54,
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And it was Guptill ran out Hughes as well.Fucking brilliant.
I can just imagine the thoughts in Hughes' head. "must. not. edge. to. Guptill. must. not.. Oh, a run, I haven't edged to Guptill, yeeesssss Oh fucking cock"
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 10:55,
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I was wrongIt turns out you CAN write material this funny
*clicks*
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A friend has just posted on Facebook"unclear what Joe Root was doing in a pub. we can only assume he'd borrowed Trott's ID"
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 10:58,
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HahahahaI'd nick that if I had more than about 3 friends sophisticated enough to get it
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There once was a man called Mitchell McClenaghan, he bowls full and pitches up again, Watson nicks and now he's out again.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 11:18,
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Also, fighting Root?The Aussie cunt could at least have picked on an adult.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 10:55,
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Wish he'd started on BresnanHe'd have a suspension and a broken hand
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Or Trott.A suspension and he'd have woken up rolled in carpet in a shallow grave.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 10:59,
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There is something genuinely unnerving about Trottski isn't thereHim and Arjen Robben, you never see them in the same place at the same time
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50 shades of ghey.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 10:57,
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This is the beginning of your getting fat after having a baby.As other vices are limited and all there is left to do is eat.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 10:54,
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Nah, I made them for Lady Badger.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 10:56,
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Yeah. or not.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 10:59,
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Morning Mr Zip(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 10:54,
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I do not understand this.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 10:56,
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=NXmYXjuDAI8
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 10:57,
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Ah, Britain must be stoppedI see.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 10:58,
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I forget to ask B3th where my icons are sometimesI forget my kids names. I forgot that developer preview software always fucks up your computer,
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Peej, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 10:57,
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I forgot to put a pillow behind the baby as it was sitting on the playmat this morningand it decided to fall over backwards instead of sideways.
Luckily it is now only slightly retarded.
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I think so.Babies are only supposed to be able to use one half of their bodies right?
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As long as the bottom half works should be ok(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 11:04,
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I tell you what, the change in smell once they start on solids is really marvellous to behold.(, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 11:05, Reply)
feed it raisins, sometimes they work through undigested but swollen to the size of large grapes, it's well lol(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 11:08,
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once she just depositeed 1 soliatry swollen raison, no poo, just the raisonit was like she had laid an egg
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 11:12,
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You can influence this smell too.It is for this reason that I can never eat papaya again.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 11:09,
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Surely old enough to be able to sit up properly by now?I think it may be a little backwards.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 11:03,
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It only really mastered it last week.But it still wobbles occasionally.
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we had a rubber ring thing to pop mini ape in, it was great as she couldn't escape or fall and hurt herselflike so: www.ebay.co.uk/itm/NEW-BRIGHT-BABY-ACTIVITY-INFLATABLE-RUBBER-RING-DEVELOPMENTAL-TOY-SAFE-PLAY-SEAT-/170911639819
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 11:07,
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I prefer to let mine learn through the medium of pain.If it hurts to fall down, it'll quickly learn not to be such a pathetic human being.
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Fuck off. I'm not feeding your filthy peado fantasies by furnishing you with that kind of information.(, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 11:04, Reply)
Birthdays, middle names, measurements, all that sort of thing I'm brilliant atSimilarly general, trivial knowledge. But actual important stuff, like relevant conversations or practical knowledge (I've been shown how to rewire a plug three times and still have no fucking idea), no chance. It's like my brain assigns importance to knowledge based on the likelihood of it coming up in a pub quiz.
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