You know what else is quintessentially English?
Getting battered at cricket by Australia, who then gloat like fuck.

Englishness can fuck right off, if the Ashes go as everyone predicts I'm going to spend my summer being most ungentlemanly and loving every second of it.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 12:38, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

I'm planning on chartering a small plane to fly over Sydney towing a banner
that just says "fuck you all"
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 12:40, Reply)

I fancy one of those "Aussies: Your country is uncouth" t-shirts

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 12:43, Reply)

If we all chip in maybe we can charter a BIG plane with A FUCKING HUGE banner

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 12 Jun 2013, 12:45, Reply)

Or we could just buy Sydney
And build a giant CDC in the harbour?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 12:47, Reply)

the bridge could form part of one testicle

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 13:04, Reply)

Nah, just wrap the bridge in pink taffeta (that Christo bloke could do it), and paint the Opera House roof pink
Job done, and the traffic spilling out of the end can be the semen on the pants of humanity.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 13:13, Reply)

I have tickets to the Sunday of the first test \o/

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 12:44, Reply)

Way things are going it'll be finished before then

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 12:45, Reply)