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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I'm on a germ infedted bus
Are you a hypochodriac or a bit of a soldier?

Alt: legal aid is gay yeah?
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 17:44, 32 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
I bet kroney is a right girl when he's "Ill"

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 17:45, Reply)

when he's "Ill"
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 18:02, Reply)
I totally never get ill
apart from the couple of times a year I get ill but those don't count
(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 17:50, Reply)
*Almost wellfives*

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 18:03, Reply)
I'm like that guy from Unbreakable
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(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 17:52, Reply)
you should take the bus more often

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 17:53, Reply)
Fuck that shit
I like it when you pull up alongside a bus, they look like goldfish bowls
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 17:55, Reply)
I ent never seen a castle or old skool diver on one

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 17:56, Reply)
You should try catching a bus in Brighton on a Friday night then

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 17:57, Reply)
Fairly well most of the time, apart from the occasional hangover.
And spinal fusion a few years ago. That wasn't pleasant.
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don't forget the epi-spakkouts

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 17:57, Reply)
My doctors rang me last year
"Hello... is that Hartley" Doc Office
"Yes" hh
"Well we never here from you" D O
"Well isn't that a good thing?" hh
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 17:58, Reply)
men typically don't visit the doctor until symptoms are well progressed
This leads to cancers etc being undetected for longer and harder to treat.

What I'm saying is you are riddled with cancer. Hth xx
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 18:07, Reply)
Hey, what can I say I have lived a good life

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 18:17, Reply)
This really happened.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 19:42, Reply)
That doesn't count; it's an ongoing condition rather than an illness.

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like gayness?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 18:15, Reply)
I thought he just cross dressed

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 18:18, Reply)
the epilepsy was all just a cover up for when he was eventually found in the bath in his wife's clothes and a big box of washing powder

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 18:20, Reply)
something something on a sock

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 18:22, Reply)
forest moon of endor

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 18:28, Reply)
^ This guy gets it ^

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 18:33, Reply)
is that like reiki?

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 18:05, Reply)
nah it's a kind of highly percussive afro cuban Jazz

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 18:09, Reply)
And so's your face.

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it's true!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 18:14, Reply)
That would require that the last a be an i?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 18:15, Reply)
no that's the baboon in the lion king

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 18:10, Reply)
Legal aid
Legal AIDS more like.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 18:15, Reply)
I for one disagree wirh both legal and illegal AIDS

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 18:31, Reply)
cho-cho aint gonna be happy when he finds out I made the Pop page

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 18:35, Reply)
I've just realised I haven't had a cold for about a year - this is a first for me.
Not often ill. Like Battered I've had spinal fusion too. Not pleasant.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 18:39, Reply)

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