It's raining and I don't have a coat :((((

(PsychoChomp, Thu 20 Jun 2013, 16:32, 4 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Have you a brolley?

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Thu 20 Jun 2013, 16:33, Reply)

So?
You're not made of sugar are you? If you are, you've got bigger problems. If you're not, then eat a bag of cememnt and toughen the fuck up, princess.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 20 Jun 2013, 16:35, Reply)

I'm wearing a light shirt, people might see my nips :(

(PsychoChomp, Thu 20 Jun 2013, 16:38, Reply)

Their eyes will be quickly averted by the subsequent powerful vomiting.

( Kroney, Thu 20 Jun 2013, 16:40, Reply)

Nothing wrong with my hairy nips!

(PsychoChomp, Thu 20 Jun 2013, 16:40, Reply)

My mouth keeps involuntarily adopting a suckling position :/

( Kroney, Thu 20 Jun 2013, 16:44, Reply)

BE PROUD OF YOUR NIPPLES, MAN
If anyone looks, say "YES, THEY'RE NIPPLES!"
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 20 Jun 2013, 16:40, Reply)

MY EYES ARE UP HERE LADIES!

(PsychoChomp, Thu 20 Jun 2013, 16:41, Reply)

Sorry ladies, the buffet is CLOSED!

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 20 Jun 2013, 16:42, Reply)

Yep, getting rained on *is* invariably fatal.

( Kroney, Thu 20 Jun 2013, 16:39, Reply)

Are you the wicked witch of Milton Keynes?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 20 Jun 2013, 16:40, Reply)