The ones who piss me off are those with affectations, like calling their bedroom their 'quarters'.
Another affectation that really annoys me is people under the age of 90 referring to the radio as 'the wireless'. My twat of a father in law does this. He's in his sixties. Pure affectation.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 20 Jun 2013, 19:19, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

I fucking hate it when twats talk about 'only ten sleeps until my hollibobs!' and such like.
Sleeps? Really? Are you a preschooler? No, you're thirtyfuckingfour. Plus, you utter cock, what happens if you have a wee nap on Sunday, after the pub? Does your 'sleeps' counter reset, you fucking cretin?

Soz, got a bit foamy mouthed there.

No offence.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 20 Jun 2013, 19:22, Reply)

The best way to respond to something like that is to say 'oh, pardon me, I only speak English, so I can't understand you'.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 20 Jun 2013, 19:28, Reply)

Also folk who say they're "going travelling" when they mean they're having a holiday.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 20 Jun 2013, 19:24, Reply)

Basically, > 80% of the population should be shot.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 20 Jun 2013, 19:27, Reply)

I don't use those ones, but I still say "Pictures" to mean go cinema, and 'fizzy pop' to mean "Generic carbonated drink".

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 20 Jun 2013, 20:35, Reply)