Yes thanks. Finally. Great way to christen my new place.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 20 Jun 2013, 19:41, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

I still can't work out how any food place could
fuck up an omelette
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 20 Jun 2013, 19:47, Reply)

WTN

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 20 Jun 2013, 19:48, Reply)

bad eggs innit

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 20 Jun 2013, 19:49, Reply)

I thought it was bad genes.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 20 Jun 2013, 19:49, Reply)

Yes, the chef may have had a similar genetic disorder to yours. Why didn't I think of this before?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 20 Jun 2013, 19:51, Reply)

Eggs and salmonella poisoning even your basic
Burger van can get that right....

Batts don't strike me as the type of person who would eat at a greasy lils
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 20 Jun 2013, 19:51, Reply)

at a out s
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 20 Jun 2013, 19:52, Reply)

B3thy you really do have a dirty mind

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 20 Jun 2013, 19:55, Reply)

You love it, you slag.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 20 Jun 2013, 19:56, Reply)

IT'S TRUE

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 20 Jun 2013, 19:56, Reply)

Nothing better than a greasy spoon sometimes.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 20 Jun 2013, 19:52, Reply)

yes there is, a nice cafe with decent sausage, decent thick cut bacon etc etc
greasy spoons sell horrible food
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 20 Jun 2013, 20:07, Reply)

In the same that you would never buy a kebab if you was not pissed
Is the same way that a Café full breakfast when you have a hangover is the right choice.

there is a place for everything in this world given the right circumstances, well apart from Monty being allowed in Germany but that's a whole other ball game
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 20 Jun 2013, 20:25, Reply)

i'd still rather go somewhere nice
*shrugs*
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 20 Jun 2013, 20:33, Reply)

Pussy

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 20 Jun 2013, 20:35, Reply)

i will not apologise for not lowering my standards

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 20 Jun 2013, 20:37, Reply)

Scared
You would never get the chance to eat Giant Chicken Dumplings with that attitude
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 20 Jun 2013, 20:44, Reply)

I can't think what else it could have been. Anyway, I lost about 4lbs, so not all bad.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 20 Jun 2013, 19:48, Reply)

That's nearly an armful!
Well, for you, anyway.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 20 Jun 2013, 19:54, Reply)

or one nipple for you

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 20 Jun 2013, 20:13, Reply)