Tell you what, Boyce.
Why not start a thread then fuck off, eh?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 22 Jun 2013, 20:57, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

What a cunt, eh?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 22 Jun 2013, 20:58, Reply)

Actually he's alright
He sent me a link that only has like a 50% chance of infecting my computer with spyware.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 22 Jun 2013, 21:05, Reply)

We had one of those 'your computer has been hacked' phone calls this morning.
One of Sporters' cousins in Mumbai phoned up and introduced himself as 'David Cox', then told us our PC had been hacked.

"Which one?" says I.

"The one on Windows."

"Well," I countered, "I don't know how that's possible. We have four computers here, and they're all Macs." (not true, but he started lying first)

The sound of him trying to get his little head round that was the funniest thing I've heard all week. I swear I could hear the steam coming out of his ears.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 22 Jun 2013, 21:20, Reply)

I bet it's Kroney that put him up to it
Looking to make a few quid on the side
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 22 Jun 2013, 21:23, Reply)

The last time I had a call like that, I insisted the caller call me Sanjay.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 22 Jun 2013, 21:28, Reply)

And did he?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 22 Jun 2013, 21:31, Reply)

Soz b3th I think I scared him off

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 22 Jun 2013, 20:59, Reply)

He's such a pussy.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 22 Jun 2013, 21:00, Reply)

He has less spine than than a TiuB meal

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 22 Jun 2013, 21:03, Reply)

Oh, I say!
Very well done.

*golf claps*
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 22 Jun 2013, 21:11, Reply)

I'm all Meh today

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 22 Jun 2013, 21:13, Reply)