what have you done with your day?
Mine's been superb. My kid loved her first hip hop do and even did a bit of breaking bless her. What she lacks in technique she more than makes up for in enthusiasm. Great music and sausages. Happy days.

Alt: chutneys
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 22 Jun 2013, 20:39, 64 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Fuck you you stomping CUNT
My thread was only on for 12 hours

Who the fuck do you think you are
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 22 Jun 2013, 20:43, Reply)

He's Monty Boyce,
off The Internet.

Jesus, do you know NOTHING???
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 22 Jun 2013, 20:46, Reply)

I tell you what......I don't know who that prick is...But....BUT
he's got a Fecking nerve stomping on me like that
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 22 Jun 2013, 20:47, Reply)

You should mess his shit UP, yo.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 22 Jun 2013, 20:49, Reply)

I'll slap the black off of him

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 22 Jun 2013, 20:52, Reply)

I think that's ground in by now.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 22 Jun 2013, 20:57, Reply)

Tell you what, Boyce.
Why not start a thread then fuck off, eh?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 22 Jun 2013, 20:57, Reply)

What a cunt, eh?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 22 Jun 2013, 20:58, Reply)

Actually he's alright
He sent me a link that only has like a 50% chance of infecting my computer with spyware.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 22 Jun 2013, 21:05, Reply)

We had one of those 'your computer has been hacked' phone calls this morning.
One of Sporters' cousins in Mumbai phoned up and introduced himself as 'David Cox', then told us our PC had been hacked.

"Which one?" says I.

"The one on Windows."

"Well," I countered, "I don't know how that's possible. We have four computers here, and they're all Macs." (not true, but he started lying first)

The sound of him trying to get his little head round that was the funniest thing I've heard all week. I swear I could hear the steam coming out of his ears.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 22 Jun 2013, 21:20, Reply)

I bet it's Kroney that put him up to it
Looking to make a few quid on the side
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 22 Jun 2013, 21:23, Reply)

The last time I had a call like that, I insisted the caller call me Sanjay.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 22 Jun 2013, 21:28, Reply)

And did he?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 22 Jun 2013, 21:31, Reply)

Soz b3th I think I scared him off

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 22 Jun 2013, 20:59, Reply)

He's such a pussy.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 22 Jun 2013, 21:00, Reply)

He has less spine than than a TiuB meal

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 22 Jun 2013, 21:03, Reply)

Oh, I say!
Very well done.

*golf claps*
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 22 Jun 2013, 21:11, Reply)

I'm all Meh today

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 22 Jun 2013, 21:13, Reply)

I pretty much did this:
www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1997373

It was good.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 22 Jun 2013, 20:58, Reply)

All that dancing around stone henge must have worn you out
Nice to have a relaxing weekend
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 22 Jun 2013, 21:01, Reply)

haha yeah

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 22 Jun 2013, 21:03, Reply)

we have a right laugh don'ZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 22 Jun 2013, 21:05, Reply)

Alt: yes indeed. You certainly are.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 22 Jun 2013, 21:06, Reply)

Shut the fuck up
Nobody likes you anyway
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 22 Jun 2013, 21:07, Reply)

I know. I also don't care. You cunt.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 22 Jun 2013, 21:16, Reply)

I'm suprised you even know what a cunt is nowadays
Cuss you aint getting non.......


tee hee
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 22 Jun 2013, 21:19, Reply)

I imagine he still changes his daughter's nappies.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 22 Jun 2013, 21:21, Reply)

wait is Battered Bartleby???????

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 22 Jun 2013, 21:22, Reply)

I felt dirty just thinking about typing it.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 22 Jun 2013, 21:23, Reply)

Let's change the subject, eh?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 22 Jun 2013, 21:25, Reply)

Alrighty.
Do you know anything about getting rid of fruit flies?

We've been trying to eat a lot of fruit recently, in a vain attempt to be healthy, and our kitchen is full of teh fuckers.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 22 Jun 2013, 21:27, Reply)

YES

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 22 Jun 2013, 21:28, Reply)

You have to actually eat the fruit, not just buy it.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 22 Jun 2013, 21:28, Reply)

I knew we were missing something.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 22 Jun 2013, 21:29, Reply)

The flies????????

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 22 Jun 2013, 21:31, Reply)

I'm getting pretty good at slapping them
but they're still fucking annoying.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 22 Jun 2013, 21:32, Reply)

See them bingo wings are good for something

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 22 Jun 2013, 21:32, Reply)

I hate clicking your posts. However this time I have to. You cunt.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 22 Jun 2013, 21:34, Reply)

FUCK YOU TOO
:(
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 22 Jun 2013, 21:36, Reply)

Yeah? Well....
Fuck both of you.

Cunts.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 22 Jun 2013, 21:57, Reply)

Oi that was a compliment

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 22 Jun 2013, 22:02, Reply)

If you eat one it counts as one of your five a day

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 22 Jun 2013, 21:33, Reply)

WTN
B3ths five a day are counted in fry up's
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 22 Jun 2013, 21:35, Reply)

I have just finished watching this
www.youtube.com/watch?v=VwE5-ecnH8g

not as good as I hoped
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 22 Jun 2013, 21:27, Reply)

ohhhhh and this
www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1997540
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 22 Jun 2013, 21:30, Reply)

I'm scoffing baklava, they're a bit dry, but they're alright
/fooood
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 22 Jun 2013, 21:27, Reply)

best of all terrorist head wear

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 22 Jun 2013, 21:32, Reply)

Worst euphemism ever

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 22 Jun 2013, 21:41, Reply)

Well what with his yurt life and tree hugging
Nobody would have got parting the bark....
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 22 Jun 2013, 21:44, Reply)

just made a fucking supreme treasure map for my nipper

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 22 Jun 2013, 22:22, Reply)

Did Lusty help you paint a big 'X' on your zipper?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 22 Jun 2013, 22:24, Reply)

sorry but here in the UK we don't have 'zippers'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 22 Jun 2013, 22:26, Reply)

I imagine you as the sort of twat who would still use a button fly.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 22 Jun 2013, 22:30, Reply)

nah I use a ZIP you spanner

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 22 Jun 2013, 22:33, Reply)

I use a spanner

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 22 Jun 2013, 22:34, Reply)

you use guy ropes

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 22 Jun 2013, 22:38, Reply)

^this.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 22 Jun 2013, 22:47, Reply)

Eartht types use TuiB's wifes pubic hair to keep things fastened
Parting the bark has it's financial rewards
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 22 Jun 2013, 22:32, Reply)

burnt the edges, stained it with tea, skulls, sea monsters, the fuckin LOT bruv

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 22 Jun 2013, 22:25, Reply)

Sounds awesome.
When will you get to use it?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 22 Jun 2013, 22:26, Reply)

in the morning.
We made a treasure chest and coins etc earlier so imma hide it tonight
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 22 Jun 2013, 22:31, Reply)

Just so long as it's not ABOUT MY BINS

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 22 Jun 2013, 22:40, Reply)

Great idea. * makes notes for future activity when Micro is older *

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 22 Jun 2013, 22:35, Reply)

Google images tells me mine shits on the competition

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 22 Jun 2013, 22:38, Reply)