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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Will Nelson be dead by breakfast?
Woss reckon.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 23 Jun 2013, 22:51, 18 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
willie nelson?

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 23 Jun 2013, 23:02, Reply)
Well he might.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 23 Jun 2013, 23:03, Reply)
brian cant

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 23 Jun 2013, 23:34, Reply)
Probably.
He's been dead for 208 years, he's hardly going to get better now is he!!!
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sun 23 Jun 2013, 23:07, Reply)
damn you!

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 23 Jun 2013, 23:08, Reply)
Keats and Chapman (in the old days) spent several months in the county Wicklow prospecting for ochre deposits.
That was before the days of (your) modern devices for geological divination. With Keats and Chapman it was literally a question of smelling the stuff out. In a field of turnips near Avoca Keats suddenly got the pungent effluvium of a vast ochre mine and lay for hours face down in the muck delightedly permeating his nostrils with the perfume of hidden wealth. No less lucky was Chapman. He had nosed away in the direction of Newtonmountkennedy and came racing back shouting that he too had found a mine. He implored Keats to come and confirm his nasal diagnosis. Keats agreed. He accompanied Chapman to the site and lay down in the dirt to do his sniffing.

'Great mines stink alike,' he said.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sun 23 Jun 2013, 23:10, Reply)
Admiral Nelson?
I think he's already dead.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 23 Jun 2013, 23:07, Reply)
You're up early.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 23 Jun 2013, 23:10, Reply)
Just been to the quiz, innit.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 23 Jun 2013, 23:10, Reply)
Did you go to the air show and see the Red Arrows?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 23 Jun 2013, 23:11, Reply)
No, but we heard them fly overhead.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 23 Jun 2013, 23:15, Reply)
If you opened your curtains you'd have seen them.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 23 Jun 2013, 23:16, Reply)
I'm scared of 'outside'.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 23 Jun 2013, 23:17, Reply)
But not of 9 aircraft in amongst your curtains.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 23 Jun 2013, 23:18, Reply)
nine? i thought there was only four or five.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 23 Jun 2013, 23:19, Reply)
Count the smoke trails!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 23 Jun 2013, 23:21, Reply)
Again
that would involve looking 'outside'.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 23 Jun 2013, 23:23, Reply)
So, back over this side....

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 23 Jun 2013, 23:25, Reply)

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