we should make you lot donate sperm
and then kill you off. we'd live for centuries with nothing more than a freezer and a syringe*. you'd die off after 100 years. mwa ha ha.

* unless we all died of spider-induced fright.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 26 Jun 2013, 15:11, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

You'd all be killed in various DIY accidents.

( Kroney, Wed 26 Jun 2013, 15:12, Reply)

But they always look so frightened and disgusted when I try to donate my sperm to them.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 26 Jun 2013, 15:13, Reply)

(^(^;;^)^) TEAM SPIDERS WANTS YOUR CURDS 'N' WHEY NOT YOUR SPERM SILLY MAMMAL.
WE GET ENOUGH TROUBLE TRYING TO MAKE SURE THE BOSS GETS IT RIGHT WITHOUT YOU STARTING TOO.
:(
(^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 26 Jun 2013, 15:42, Reply)

Calm down and pull up a tuffet
Spiders are my friends, as they eat up those nasty wasps.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 26 Jun 2013, 15:50, Reply)

(^(^;;^)^)^)
AS LONG AS YOU'RE SURE YOU'RE NOT GOING TO TRY TO DONATE US YOUR SPERM.
only sometimes we worry about the boss
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 26 Jun 2013, 15:52, Reply)

You are safe, I only try to donate that to lady humans.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 26 Jun 2013, 15:56, Reply)

HURRAH!
(^(^;;^)^)
GO TEAM SPIDERS!
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 26 Jun 2013, 15:56, Reply)

By 'You lot' I didn't mean women, I meant Ginges.
:(
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 26 Jun 2013, 15:40, Reply)