let's move away from the dull shit and the personal attacks, even if that is what b3ta was founded upon
so CQ thinks that people should be able to use other people's land for free and without repercussions. what do you think?

alt: abortion - is it only a feminist issue? or should the father have rights too?

altalt: i bought some novelty cadbury's chocolate bars for the team: strawberries and cream, oreo cookie, jelly bean and popping candy, and cookie nut crunch. which one do you want?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 26 Jun 2013, 14:18, 233 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Is this thread not a personal attack on Chompy?
Alt:        

Altalt: None of them.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 26 Jun 2013, 14:20, Reply)

This doesn't make sense now you have edited in an alt

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 26 Jun 2013, 14:21, Reply)

it's an attempt to stimulate some intelligent debate
an attempt, i said
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 26 Jun 2013, 14:29, Reply)

Did you mean to post it on here?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 26 Jun 2013, 14:31, Reply)

If the father had a hand in making the kid, then he gets a say.

( Kroney, Wed 26 Jun 2013, 14:28, Reply)

If?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 26 Jun 2013, 14:29, Reply)

Yes.
If he didn't, then that is the only scenario where he shouldn't.
( Kroney, Wed 26 Jun 2013, 14:30, Reply)

Poor Nakers :(

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 26 Jun 2013, 14:32, Reply)

Yeah, I feel a bit guilty about that.

( Kroney, Wed 26 Jun 2013, 14:32, Reply)

No way she's yours she a beautiful little thing

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 26 Jun 2013, 14:33, Reply)

I was a very handsome kid, I'll have you know.
I had to beat 70's TV personalities off with a shitty stick.
( Kroney, Wed 26 Jun 2013, 14:34, Reply)

had they already violated you with the stick as a warm up?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 26 Jun 2013, 14:35, Reply)

Unless he orders a meat feast when the kid's a vegetarian
in which case he's Satan.
( Kroney, Wed 26 Jun 2013, 14:29, Reply)

he who pays the piper calls the meaty tune

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 26 Jun 2013, 14:35, Reply)

Right to roamers and squatters are cunts, does this answer the question?
alt: probably

altalt: None thanks too hot for chocolate
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 26 Jun 2013, 14:30, Reply)

Yeh I totes think a man should be able to force his bitch in to having an abortion if he doesn't want the kid
if she refuses he shouldn't have to pay maintenance.
( Peej, Wed 26 Jun 2013, 14:33, Reply)

I'm not saying the woman should be forced to keep a child against her wishes
I'm not sure really what I am saying to be perfectly honest. I just don't like a situation where one person doesn't have any rights at all.
( Kroney, Wed 26 Jun 2013, 14:36, Reply)

i agree
my uncle's gf insisted on an abortion even though he wanted the baby desperately. fundamentally i think it has to be the woman's right to choose, as it's her body, but i have seen first hand how much it can fck up the father.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 26 Jun 2013, 14:38, Reply)

Of course it does.
It's terribly unfairly weighted, though. All family law is. Fathers are seen as disposable.
( Kroney, Wed 26 Jun 2013, 14:40, Reply)

most men are

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 26 Jun 2013, 14:41, Reply)

Yeah?
We'll see how your tune changes when your dildo needs a battery change and doesn't have the first idea on how to put up shelving.
( Kroney, Wed 26 Jun 2013, 14:43, Reply)

you know, every single clock in my flat tells a different time
you'd love it
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 26 Jun 2013, 14:50, Reply)

Again?!
I thought you'd got that fixed.
( Kroney, Wed 26 Jun 2013, 14:50, Reply)

yeah but then batteries die
and the clocks go forward and.... urrrgh
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 26 Jun 2013, 14:54, Reply)

It's not unfairly weighted at all.
The father doesn't have to put himself through any physical discomfort or danger and therefore the entire decision rests with the mother. She should take on board the views of the father, but there is no possible way that you can make them binding in any way shape or form.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 26 Jun 2013, 14:46, Reply)

i agree with this
but i think it's fucking hard on the guy, if he wants to keep it, that's all. sad.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 26 Jun 2013, 14:49, Reply)

if he wanted to keep it
he shouldn't have flung his muck up someone that didn't want a baby.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 26 Jun 2013, 14:51, Reply)

Quite.
This is the key thing.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 26 Jun 2013, 14:54, Reply)

Luckily men are usually very careful about where they fling their muck

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 26 Jun 2013, 14:55, Reply)

*snort*

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 26 Jun 2013, 14:55, Reply)

Like I said,
I am not putting forward the idea that fathers should be able to overrule the mother's wishes. I've got no alternatives because there aren't any.

And I meant that family law in general, not specifically abortions, is unfairly weighted towards the mother.
( Kroney, Wed 26 Jun 2013, 14:50, Reply)

altalt. How come you are so thin when you eat so much shit?

( Peej, Wed 26 Jun 2013, 14:34, Reply)

sarcasm aside
i am feeding my team, not myself. i believe in bribery.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 26 Jun 2013, 14:35, Reply)

They hate you.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 26 Jun 2013, 14:36, Reply)

lies, they love me
they have to. i do their appraisals.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 26 Jun 2013, 14:36, Reply)

They hate you

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 26 Jun 2013, 14:37, Reply)

I don't actually know if you are thin or not. I was going off the meme.
I shall look on facebook and see if I can find a picture where you show below the neck.
( Peej, Wed 26 Jun 2013, 14:37, Reply)

i should upload one of me in the new abercrombie miniskirt, you'd die laughing
twig-like legs in a skimpy skirt, and floppy grandma tits on top. i look like one of those wheels where you spin them to mix up 3 different bodies :((
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 26 Jun 2013, 14:39, Reply)

Do it, I won't laugh I swear. pfffft

( Peej, Wed 26 Jun 2013, 14:42, Reply)

is that the upside down pear?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 26 Jun 2013, 14:43, Reply)

i think it's known as an apple
perched on two pipecleaners
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 26 Jun 2013, 14:48, Reply)

They hate you!

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 26 Jun 2013, 14:37, Reply)

They hate you.

( Kroney, Wed 26 Jun 2013, 14:39, Reply)

you're all just jealous because nobody likes you enough to buy you chocolate
or even a bottle of wine that they got for a quid
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 26 Jun 2013, 14:40, Reply)

lol

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 26 Jun 2013, 14:41, Reply)

OG got me a bar of chocolate with my face on it for my birthday AKSHALLY
It was a big bar AKSHALLY
( Kroney, Wed 26 Jun 2013, 14:42, Reply)

well yeah, to accommodate your big gurning french face
now, if she'd put your cock on it, a freddo would have done
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 26 Jun 2013, 14:50, Reply)

Fucking hell
I'm going to have to run cold water on that :(
( Kroney, Wed 26 Jun 2013, 14:53, Reply)

Thin?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 26 Jun 2013, 14:37, Reply)

you know what your thing is?
jumping on band wagons*. that's your thing.


*and dozer's cock
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 26 Jun 2013, 14:42, Reply)

Hey don't judge I was simply asking
According to your meme your Fat and Ginger + a few other thing
I have never said anything negative about you*

*that I can recall
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 26 Jun 2013, 14:46, Reply)

i just wanted to call you dozer's lover
is your real name grace?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 26 Jun 2013, 14:47, Reply)

He says I'm amazi............heywaitaminute
you aint gonna trick me like that, no siree
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 26 Jun 2013, 14:49, Reply)

He's Hartley Hare, not Hartley Hamster.
although maybe dozer is that stretched now it takes a rabbit to touch the sides?
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 26 Jun 2013, 14:50, Reply)

rabbit charging bull
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 26 Jun 2013, 14:51, Reply)

Yeh you know Thin
like Battered is tall and chompy never raped anyone
( Peej, Wed 26 Jun 2013, 14:50, Reply)

allegedly

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 26 Jun 2013, 14:51, Reply)

ohhhhhh thin, why didn't you just say so

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 26 Jun 2013, 14:52, Reply)

Whats the opposite of a spastic?

( Peej, Wed 26 Jun 2013, 14:53, Reply)

SUPERMATT*
*this may not be the correct answer
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 26 Jun 2013, 14:55, Reply)

Clickin dis

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 26 Jun 2013, 14:58, Reply)

altalt: fucking none of them, they sound vile
I did find a passable use for oreos, though - if you separate the biscuit and filling, and bake a NY-style cheesecake with the biscuit as the base and the filling added to the cream cheese, it's pretty lush.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 26 Jun 2013, 14:49, Reply)

Those fat cunt americans took to twisting the tops of oreos and sticking two together to create "double stuffed" oreos
Oreo got in on this and started making their own double stuffed oreos so the fat fuckers just twisted the tops off these instead to make "quadruple stuffed"

Utter obese cunts
( Peej, Wed 26 Jun 2013, 14:52, Reply)

shamefully i do quite like the oreos that are dipped in chocolate
but i couldn't eat more than one
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 26 Jun 2013, 14:53, Reply)

per minute

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 26 Jun 2013, 14:53, Reply)

Do you eat all those cakes biscuits and chocolates with just the tips of your fingers
so you look dainty?
( Peej, Wed 26 Jun 2013, 14:57, Reply)

no
i put my face down on the desk and gobble like a hippo giving head
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 26 Jun 2013, 14:59, Reply)

Do you have to have someone continuously banging your tail with their fist for that to work?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 26 Jun 2013, 15:01, Reply)

That's just for fun

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 26 Jun 2013, 15:22, Reply)

CQ think's you'll end up fucking Kroney
but I assume you cannot see that as it's in Chompy's thread.

Alt: should be mandatory unless the state gives you a breeding licence.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 26 Jun 2013, 14:51, Reply)

kroney has a wife
i don't do married men
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 26 Jun 2013, 14:51, Reply)

married straight
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 26 Jun 2013, 14:52, Reply)

Fuck

( Peej, Wed 26 Jun 2013, 14:52, Reply)

That was you.
And I have a suspicion now as to whose alt you are.
( Kroney, Wed 26 Jun 2013, 14:54, Reply)

I am CQ you spastic.
I am noone's alt.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 26 Jun 2013, 15:01, Reply)

oops
did somebody name rape you, then?
( Kroney, Wed 26 Jun 2013, 15:02, Reply)

nope, see below
although I want to know who you thought I was.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 26 Jun 2013, 15:04, Reply)

Battered.
Soz.
( Kroney, Wed 26 Jun 2013, 15:08, Reply)

Fucksake

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 26 Jun 2013, 15:09, Reply)

Yeah, sorry.

( Kroney, Wed 26 Jun 2013, 15:11, Reply)

I also have this account
mostly so some LOLtard does not nick my original username. some times I post under it by accident because I forget which account was last logged in on a given computer/phone/something.
(Comrade Quixote rides again!, Wed 26 Jun 2013, 15:03, Reply)

You should be banned.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 26 Jun 2013, 15:04, Reply)

nope, only evil trolls (and Colin KwikFit) get banned.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 26 Jun 2013, 15:05, Reply)

rory is still here and he's the meanest trool of all

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 26 Jun 2013, 15:06, Reply)

And (occasionally) second accounts

(Gerald was innocent, Wed 26 Jun 2013, 15:06, Reply)

Good point.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 26 Jun 2013, 15:06, Reply)

I miss PIumdozer
he was my best work.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 26 Jun 2013, 15:07, Reply)

Where is that strange man?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 26 Jun 2013, 15:13, Reply)

it'll never last, she's waaay to hot for him.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 26 Jun 2013, 14:58, Reply)

contrary to popular belief ginger hair does not actually radiate heat

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 26 Jun 2013, 15:03, Reply)

I'd be eaten alive by her slobbering setter

( Kroney, Wed 26 Jun 2013, 15:04, Reply)

i think he meant kroney's WIFE

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 26 Jun 2013, 15:06, Reply)

Oh :(

( Kroney, Wed 26 Jun 2013, 15:08, Reply)

Wife? So who's the "office girl" he shares a flat with then?
for those of us who don't keep a spreadsheet *confused*
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 26 Jun 2013, 15:09, Reply)

same thing
kroney's her hairy manbitch
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 26 Jun 2013, 15:10, Reply)

Flatmate is flatmate and not og
og is "wife" and not flatmate.

I know two women! :O
( Kroney, Wed 26 Jun 2013, 15:10, Reply)

wait whoa whoa whoa
you said "og is wife"

discuss
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 26 Jun 2013, 15:12, Reply)

No, I said 'og is "wife"'
Inverted commas indicating a quote from somebody else. You, in this case.
( Kroney, Wed 26 Jun 2013, 15:13, Reply)

But only one in the Biblical sense, right?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 26 Jun 2013, 15:13, Reply)

did I say hot? I meant stupidly young.
she looks about 17
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 26 Jun 2013, 15:06, Reply)

who dioes?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 26 Jun 2013, 15:08, Reply)

Apparently he's talking about og.

( Kroney, Wed 26 Jun 2013, 15:09, Reply)

yep.
it's frankly disturbing.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 26 Jun 2013, 15:10, Reply)

Wait, are you really trying to tell us that you lot have rights now?

( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 26 Jun 2013, 15:06, Reply)

we should make you lot donate sperm
and then kill you off. we'd live for centuries with nothing more than a freezer and a syringe*. you'd die off after 100 years. mwa ha ha.

* unless we all died of spider-induced fright.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 26 Jun 2013, 15:11, Reply)

You'd all be killed in various DIY accidents.

( Kroney, Wed 26 Jun 2013, 15:12, Reply)

But they always look so frightened and disgusted when I try to donate my sperm to them.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 26 Jun 2013, 15:13, Reply)

(^(^;;^)^) TEAM SPIDERS WANTS YOUR CURDS 'N' WHEY NOT YOUR SPERM SILLY MAMMAL.
WE GET ENOUGH TROUBLE TRYING TO MAKE SURE THE BOSS GETS IT RIGHT WITHOUT YOU STARTING TOO.
:(
(^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 26 Jun 2013, 15:42, Reply)

Calm down and pull up a tuffet
Spiders are my friends, as they eat up those nasty wasps.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 26 Jun 2013, 15:50, Reply)

(^(^;;^)^)^)
AS LONG AS YOU'RE SURE YOU'RE NOT GOING TO TRY TO DONATE US YOUR SPERM.
only sometimes we worry about the boss
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 26 Jun 2013, 15:52, Reply)

You are safe, I only try to donate that to lady humans.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 26 Jun 2013, 15:56, Reply)

HURRAH!
(^(^;;^)^)
GO TEAM SPIDERS!
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 26 Jun 2013, 15:56, Reply)

By 'You lot' I didn't mean women, I meant Ginges.
:(
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 26 Jun 2013, 15:40, Reply)

CQ is in favour of what?
Alt: abortion should be mandatory for any couple that don't pass a few simple tests, such as tying shoe laces, spelling their own name, not being on drugs, having a job and a few simple mathematical and literacy skills. Anyone in a tracksuit will be turned away.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 26 Jun 2013, 15:12, Reply)

he said that people should be able to use other people's land
and that my job, which is basically preventing people's rights over their property from being infringed, was unnecessary. i suspect he may have been trolling me...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 26 Jun 2013, 15:20, Reply)

Personally, I think squatter's rights ought to be revoked entirely
and for them to be prosecuted fully under trespassing and property damage laws.
( Kroney, Wed 26 Jun 2013, 15:21, Reply)

chuck in some "anti terror laws" as well
they seem to be used for mist things these days


/doubleseat
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 26 Jun 2013, 15:25, Reply)

I'm kind of with you.
If they're in a shitty old broken old warehouse or a derelict block of flats, all power to them until an owner wants to use it, give them a week or so notice, and off they trot.
If they're in damaging perfectly good buildings that are temporarily empty between tenants or whatever, then they can Fuck off.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 26 Jun 2013, 15:26, Reply)

there are two kinds of squatter's rights
the first is your dude who breaks in and lives there without consent. his only right is that you need a court order to get him out. annoying and timeconsuming and expensive for the landlord, plus a lot of them do trash the place. but you can have him out within a few days.

the second is the right to become the registered legal owner if you've been in occupation for more than 10 years. that is a v different thing. for example, i had one where a family had owned a field for many years, since their dad bought it in the 1930's. turned out he'd bought it from a total charlatan, but because they'd owned it, farmed it etc for 70 years, they won.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 26 Jun 2013, 15:53, Reply)

A little from column A a little from column B
I was winding you up, but I do think you're hideously over paid and that you whine far to much about how much you have to work and how much tax you pay.

As for property, it's far more complex that "either it should all be free or Swipe's job is VITAL" which is what you seemed to be saying, but given those just 2 options, I'll go for "everyone should be allowed to use everyone else's land for free" every time.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 26 Jun 2013, 15:53, Reply)

you can't say that anyone is overpaid or underpaid until you've done their job

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 26 Jun 2013, 15:53, Reply)

There isn't really such a thing as being over paid, it's just the market rate
same thing with house prices
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 26 Jun 2013, 15:55, Reply)

There is and you are.
even if your pay is half a conker in a used condom.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 26 Jun 2013, 16:03, Reply)

I like conkers

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 26 Jun 2013, 16:13, Reply)

yes I can, I just did.
oh and the fact that Nakers (the second biggest waste of a perfectly good salary on this board) is agreeing with you does rather prove my point.

Silliness aside that's a bollocks argument, that means almost no one can judge anyone else's pay (given than most of us have not done the majority of other people's jobs. By extension of that argument almost no one could judge anyone on anything, which is just transparently silly.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 26 Jun 2013, 16:02, Reply)

I'm applying for a job with a £10k pay rise you'll be pleased to hear

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 26 Jun 2013, 16:04, Reply)

you, wall revolution
fill in the blanks.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 26 Jun 2013, 16:06, Reply)

Jealously is such an ugly emotion

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 26 Jun 2013, 16:07, Reply)

God no, I wouldn't want your job, I mean imagine the tax I'd have to pay, it'd be simply frightful.
that and waking up hating myself every morning for being part of the downfall of the human race.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 26 Jun 2013, 16:09, Reply)

hahahha, I do hate paying tax

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 26 Jun 2013, 16:09, Reply)

I'd keep him alive and make him live on less money than everyone else.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 26 Jun 2013, 16:08, Reply)

with vinyl flooring

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 26 Jun 2013, 16:09, Reply)

: (

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 26 Jun 2013, 16:11, Reply)

No worries there, quality always rises to the top


quality turds
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 26 Jun 2013, 16:10, Reply)

My boss has never done my job
Does this mean he is not qualified to set my salary?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 26 Jun 2013, 16:04, Reply)

well, evidently.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 26 Jun 2013, 16:06, Reply)

although I reckon that the small children who were starved and worked half to death to achieve the genuine "distressed" look on your new skirt
are probably a little underpaid
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 26 Jun 2013, 16:03, Reply)

you can't say that until you have worked in a sweatshop Nakers.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 26 Jun 2013, 16:03, Reply)

I have worked in a factory, it was boring, repetitive, tedious, soul destroying, boring, repetitive and badly paid

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 26 Jun 2013, 16:05, Reply)

sadly I have never worked in a factory, so I can have no opinion on this.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 26 Jun 2013, 16:07, Reply)

worked in a factory been on here all day
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 26 Jun 2013, 16:07, Reply)

i've done shity loads today, some how

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 26 Jun 2013, 16:10, Reply)

Because your job is very easy and not worth the salary?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 26 Jun 2013, 16:11, Reply)

no, becasue the reports I've been running take some time, I find I can concentrate of more than one thing at once and I AM LEGION

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 26 Jun 2013, 16:13, Reply)

Swipeys posted the picture of herself in the A&F miniskirt off facebook
Who wants to see?
( Peej, Wed 26 Jun 2013, 15:25, Reply)

I don't.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 26 Jun 2013, 15:26, Reply)

We need a new thread quick then

( Peej, Wed 26 Jun 2013, 15:27, Reply)

I can't see it

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 26 Jun 2013, 15:29, Reply)

Its this one

( Peej, Wed 26 Jun 2013, 15:30, Reply)

HAHAHAHA, that's fucking genius

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 26 Jun 2013, 15:35, Reply)

Took me far too long considering the quality

( Peej, Wed 26 Jun 2013, 15:37, Reply)

it's perfect

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 26 Jun 2013, 15:38, Reply)

Ker-lick

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 26 Jun 2013, 15:38, Reply)

oh how i hate you :(

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 26 Jun 2013, 15:51, Reply)

LIES!

( Peej, Wed 26 Jun 2013, 15:53, Reply)

was this your argument at marriage counselling?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 26 Jun 2013, 15:54, Reply)

No I pretended to be a wonderful understanding husband so the councillor thought all our problems were her fault
then she worked on the missus to make her realise how it was all her fault so she would let me buy a supershed.

Magic huh?
( Peej, Wed 26 Jun 2013, 15:56, Reply)

Didn't solve the problem of her not sucking your cock though, did it?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 26 Jun 2013, 15:57, Reply)

Well technically she has sucked my cock more times in the 3 months since the counselling than she had in the the three months before

( Peej, Wed 26 Jun 2013, 16:02, Reply)

What's your counsellor's number?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 26 Jun 2013, 16:05, Reply)

I'm gonna need some sort of Key Performance indicator tree, outlining requests, success, quality and volume in the last 12 weeks v the previous 12.
thanks
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 26 Jun 2013, 16:06, Reply)

1 > 0

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 26 Jun 2013, 16:16, Reply)

Bit late but exactly right

( Peej, Wed 26 Jun 2013, 19:37, Reply)

I AM NOT KNOCKKNEED

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 26 Jun 2013, 15:54, Reply)

NEW SWIPEY MEME AHOY!

( Peej, Wed 26 Jun 2013, 15:56, Reply)

Bit of a rickety protest if you ask me

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 26 Jun 2013, 16:17, Reply)

You call your workmates the team?

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Wed 26 Jun 2013, 15:32, Reply)

I have no opinion on any of these issues
but would still like to be part of this exciting, vibrant community.
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 26 Jun 2013, 15:35, Reply)

hello fake legless

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 26 Jun 2013, 15:36, Reply)

Welcome aboard, D*****e

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 26 Jun 2013, 15:40, Reply)

Thanks, it's lovely to be here

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 26 Jun 2013, 15:40, Reply)

Drimble?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 26 Jun 2013, 15:48, Reply)

What happens to chompy when you post a thread?

( Peej, Wed 26 Jun 2013, 15:39, Reply)

He logs out and monitors the thread for anything swipe says about him.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 26 Jun 2013, 15:41, Reply)

he must do that constantly
given the speed with which he deletes
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 26 Jun 2013, 15:51, Reply)

He does some work?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 26 Jun 2013, 15:41, Reply)

he ceases to exist
he's like Schrodinger's cat only sweaty and on the internet
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 26 Jun 2013, 15:41, Reply)

This is the answer I am choosing to believe

( Peej, Wed 26 Jun 2013, 15:42, Reply)

Cats?
On the internet?

Never catch on
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 26 Jun 2013, 15:43, Reply)

cover your udders "working from home" boy

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 26 Jun 2013, 15:46, Reply)

I have new windows and a new front door now
This means I only now have 857,234 jobs to complete in the house!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 26 Jun 2013, 15:50, Reply)

But do you have a new A&F mini skirt?

( Peej, Wed 26 Jun 2013, 15:51, Reply)

so short it shows your Arse & Fanny

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 26 Jun 2013, 15:51, Reply)

like an orang-utan peering under a window blind

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 26 Jun 2013, 15:54, Reply)

Hahaha
*officelolz + spit coffee on keyboard*
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 26 Jun 2013, 16:20, Reply)

yeah...you broke it

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 26 Jun 2013, 16:44, Reply)

I broke your mum in

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 26 Jun 2013, 16:47, Reply)

it has gone vair vair dead on here
i reckon everyone is too busy wanking off over that pic of me in the miniskirt
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 26 Jun 2013, 16:50, Reply)

that would explain the first 10 seconds
BUT WHAT ABOUT THE REST OF THE TIME?
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 26 Jun 2013, 16:55, Reply)

speak for yourself, triggerboyhappy

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 26 Jun 2013, 16:55, Reply)

:(
I thought that was how you win
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 26 Jun 2013, 16:56, Reply)

I'm posting it above the bed
should be able to go all night on the missus looking at that
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 26 Jun 2013, 16:58, Reply)

the door will only get kicked in come friday night
/northern prejudace
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 26 Jun 2013, 15:51, Reply)

I'll kick your back doors in sonny jim

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 26 Jun 2013, 15:53, Reply)

No, wait...

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 26 Jun 2013, 15:54, Reply)

I'm totally winning the popular page today.
Maybe I'll celebrate with a few beers tonight!
( Peej, Wed 26 Jun 2013, 15:54, Reply)

VICTORY!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 26 Jun 2013, 15:55, Reply)

My life is complete!

( Peej, Wed 26 Jun 2013, 15:56, Reply)

To the pink shed of celebration!!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 26 Jun 2013, 15:58, Reply)

shed tunnel
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 26 Jun 2013, 16:00, Reply)

textbook?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 26 Jun 2013, 16:01, Reply)

Nothing can be greater than me achieving the 2000000th post on off topic.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 26 Jun 2013, 15:58, Reply)

Don't see that on the popuar page tangles!

( Peej, Wed 26 Jun 2013, 16:02, Reply)

Must be broken or summat.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 26 Jun 2013, 16:06, Reply)

Come to think of it, I haven't been contacted about receiving my prize yet either.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 26 Jun 2013, 16:06, Reply)

I clicked

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 26 Jun 2013, 16:13, Reply)