now hang on
bacon is rank. smooth orange juice is lush. my skirt is HOT. the men, fair enough. the job is upholding TRUTH and JUSTICE for all. i bloody wish daddy paid for everything. then i could sack off the TRUTH AND JUSTICE FOR ALL.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 9:41, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

I think you're alright really,
I'm just hungover and grumpy. I'll cheer up in a bit.
Can we agree that I like bacon and pulp, and you don't, and that's fine because we're both adults?
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 27 Jun 2013, 9:44, Reply)

i think that my preferences leave more bacon and pulp for you
and that is the way to look at this whole shenanigan.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 9:46, Reply)

Cool. Wanna cyber?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 27 Jun 2013, 9:47, Reply)

it depends
will you be shoving bacon and pulp into your gobbling maw?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 9:50, Reply)

Nah, I'll probably just get myself started while the Webcams load up, blow my load too early and just pretend I lost connection and go back to doing some work.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 27 Jun 2013, 10:02, Reply)

That's so hot

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 10:05, Reply)

er, hello
i didn't see you get a cyber invite. get your own bitch, bitch.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 10:10, Reply)

I'm really not well WP, I think I might die.
'Manflu' my arse - this is man-meningitis fo' sho'.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 9:47, Reply)

I'll have your records.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 9:51, Reply)

Have you listened to that Electric Prunes thing?
I'd forgotten how good they were.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 9:59, Reply)

Only half of it so far, but now you've reminded me I'm going to listen to the rest now.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 10:02, Reply)

Have you tried having a nice bath?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 27 Jun 2013, 10:02, Reply)

I've had three baths a day, I ent even lyin bruv

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 10:25, Reply)