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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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so this morning i've been pissed off by the shop having sold out of nice smooth tropicana
leaving only the disgusting pulpy filled shit that is like drinking orange flavoured period and people making the lift stop at every single floor. what rudeness and inconsiderateness have you witnessed/committed?

alt: how honest/blunt are you? do you tell lies when it suits, or do you evade the truth, or do you let it all spill out?

altalt: so, federer, eh?
(, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 9:38, 185 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
Pulpy OJ is digusting

(, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 9:40, Reply)
I like it, it's better. You're wrong.

(, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 9:41, Reply)
Well that's me told

(, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 9:42, Reply)
I agree with Winders.
Bromance OVER
(, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 9:44, Reply)
i agree with nakers
anyway, the facts speak for themselves. the smooth stuff was sold out. the pulpy stuff was all still available. MATHS.
(, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 9:46, Reply)
Maybe they buy a larger holding stock of pulpy as it sells better?

(, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 9:47, Reply)
Because it's much, much nicer.
Only gays and pakis like the smooth stuff.
(, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 9:48, Reply)
:(((

(, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 9:49, Reply)
yeah you stoopid gay paki
go home
(, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 9:50, Reply)
i'm pastier than one of phillijoe's beloved pasties :(

(, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 9:54, Reply)
i'm not denying that this has a certain logic
but the facts simply don't stack up.

/internet analogy, most accurate of all teh sciences
(, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 9:49, Reply)
Supply and demand
Lots of people want proper orange juice, so they get plenty in.
Relatively few want smooth, so they only get a couple of cartons.
(, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 9:48, Reply)
Maybe CHompy was in the supermarket at the time
and he likes the pulpy stuff.
(, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 9:50, Reply)
is this a rape joke?

(, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 9:54, Reply)
Soz

(, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 9:45, Reply)
Shut up is it you fucking flid

(, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 9:42, Reply)
Is this the queue to point out your error of judgement with regards to types of orange juice?

(, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 9:44, Reply)
I believe it is

(, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 9:44, Reply)
You fool!
What were you thinking?
(, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 9:45, Reply)
Agreeing, here.

(, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 9:47, Reply)
No bacon. Smooth orange juice. Terrible taste in skirts. Horrible taste in men. Lies as a job. Everything paid for by daddy.
Did your mental maturity stall at age 17 or something?
(, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 9:40, Reply)
now hang on
bacon is rank. smooth orange juice is lush. my skirt is HOT. the men, fair enough. the job is upholding TRUTH and JUSTICE for all. i bloody wish daddy paid for everything. then i could sack off the TRUTH AND JUSTICE FOR ALL.
(, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 9:41, Reply)
I think you're alright really,
I'm just hungover and grumpy. I'll cheer up in a bit.
Can we agree that I like bacon and pulp, and you don't, and that's fine because we're both adults?
(, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 9:44, Reply)
i think that my preferences leave more bacon and pulp for you
and that is the way to look at this whole shenanigan.
(, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 9:46, Reply)
Cool. Wanna cyber?

(, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 9:47, Reply)
it depends
will you be shoving bacon and pulp into your gobbling maw?
(, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 9:50, Reply)
Nah, I'll probably just get myself started while the Webcams load up, blow my load too early and just pretend I lost connection and go back to doing some work.

(, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 10:02, Reply)
That's so hot

(, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 10:05, Reply)
er, hello
i didn't see you get a cyber invite. get your own bitch, bitch.
(, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 10:10, Reply)
I'm really not well WP, I think I might die.
'Manflu' my arse - this is man-meningitis fo' sho'.
(, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 9:47, Reply)
I'll have your records.

(, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 9:51, Reply)
Have you listened to that Electric Prunes thing?
I'd forgotten how good they were.
(, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 9:59, Reply)
Only half of it so far, but now you've reminded me I'm going to listen to the rest now.

(, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 10:02, Reply)
Have you tried having a nice bath?

(, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 10:02, Reply)
I've had three baths a day, I ent even lyin bruv

(, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 10:25, Reply)
This works very well as a reply to the alt

(, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 9:43, Reply)
i think he must be blobbing

(, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 9:44, Reply)
Jesus fucking wept, what is this shit now?
Go and a have a fucking lie down sweetums you've fucking earned it after the trials and tribulations this day has thrown at you.
(, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 9:42, Reply)
you're sweet

(, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 9:43, Reply)
you're a mong-faced cunt-tard
and what the fuck did Bill Paxton ever do to you? Show some fucking respect man, that guy was in Weird Science.
(, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 9:46, Reply)
not seen it soz

(, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 9:47, Reply)
You make me sick

(, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 9:50, Reply)
well, aren't you a treat?

(, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 9:44, Reply)
Look, it's probably CQ with a hilarious Alt,
Or maybe the return of plum dozer.
(, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 9:46, Reply)
no, there are no typos
al or possibly rory
(, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 9:47, Reply)
or......or.....or....(crosses fingers)
it could be Quinten, returning to us
(, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 9:49, Reply)
What the fuck is wrong with you people?
Al is a stand-up guy and doesn't deserve all the shit you whiny little bitches fling at him. What has Al done to deserve this Betty?
(, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 9:49, Reply)
Hi Al!

(, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 9:50, Reply)
Oh look, here's this cunt

(, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 9:50, Reply)
This isn't me
in the same way that no sock puppet ever has been me apart from that time I stole Blaireau69s username.
(, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 9:52, Reply)
You're a fucking liar.

(, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 9:52, Reply)
lol

(, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 9:54, Reply)
You tell 'em me
me Al
(, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 9:56, Reply)
Hi Monty!

(, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 9:51, Reply)
Hi!

(, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 9:56, Reply)
How are you!

(, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 9:56, Reply)
shit!

(, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 10:00, Reply)
notice how al and the sock have disappeared together?
yeah.
(, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 10:14, Reply)
I think you're wrong Windy
this one has said a few funny things
(, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 9:47, Reply)
Thank you

(, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 9:47, Reply)
I will lie when it suits my purposes to do so. Or if I think it'll be funny, or have a funny result.
Or if I don't respect the person enough to bother telling them the truth or if I simply just don't want to.
(, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 9:44, Reply)
This is a lie

(, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 9:44, Reply)
Hells bells

(, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 9:44, Reply)
Shoot to Thrill.

(, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 9:45, Reply)
This is an underrated track.

(, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 9:46, Reply)
it was the theme tune to Iron Man, so yeah pretty underplayed

(, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 9:47, Reply)
Sorry, I don't watch children's films.

(, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 9:48, Reply)
Did they not use Iron Man as the theme tune to Iron Man?
What were they thinking?
(, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 9:49, Reply)
Well, since Iron Man the song has nothing to do with the comic Iron Man it would be somewhat pointless.

(, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 9:53, Reply)
Well not exactly pointless.
You see, the name of it is 'Iron Man', which is the same as the name of the film. This might be seen by some as a point.
(, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 9:54, Reply)
I'm surprised you didn't see the article about this in IDIOT MAGAZINE.

(, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 9:56, Reply)
I'm surprised he seems to be making an assumption of knowledge on our part
about a bunch of kids' picture books.
(, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 9:57, Reply)
Does Shoot To Thrill have anything to do with the comics?

(, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 9:56, Reply)
Yes. Iron Man repeatedly discusses how the music of australian bands makes him ejaculate.

(, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 9:57, Reply)
Seems like odd subject material.

(, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 9:58, Reply)
s'not just kids books is it.

(, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 9:59, Reply)
Dunno
The last comic I read was when I was 13. My opinion may not back up yours.
(, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 10:00, Reply)
so playboy isn't a comic?

(, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 10:01, Reply)
I believe that one is a magazine.
You can tell because it has articles in it, the only part of it which I read.
(, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 10:03, Reply)
I like the one where he has a pokey bum wank listening to Midnight Oil

(, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 10:01, Reply)
altalt: He's a footballer, right? I fucking love sport, me. It's just such a fascinating topic of conversation.
And that's only one of the reasons I love it so much. I also love that it's not in the least bit homoerotic, that's another one of its strong points.
(, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 9:45, Reply)
federer is HOT though
murray looks like a dinosaur, with that long mcneck
(, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 9:47, Reply)
COME ON TIM

(, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 9:50, Reply)
*comes on Tim*

(, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 9:51, Reply)
Thanks!

(, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 10:01, Reply)
Federer has really fucking hairy arms

(, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 9:50, Reply)
do they rub you raw when he's fisting you?

(, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 9:53, Reply)
Static charge endings

(, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 9:53, Reply)

Federer has I wanna tease my flaccid cock through the jungle of your

+ like a lost little worm in a freshly-conditioned porcupine
(, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 9:55, Reply)
definitely al

(, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 9:59, Reply)
Are you gonna let this cypher of a moral human being get away with this Al?

(, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 10:05, Reply)
don't talk to yourself

(, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 10:15, Reply)
So now you're me too?
Oh, I am so like TOTALLY miffed at the DISTINCT LACK of blueberries im my low-fat LUSH AS FUCK blueberry muffin. From [INSERT OVERPRICED EATERY HERE], natch. meh
(, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 10:45, Reply)
Federer looks like Cro-Magnon Man you blind twit.

(, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 9:53, Reply)
is he or is he not better than greggs hat?
then you have to say my taste is improving
(, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 9:55, Reply)
I was watching 'Reza, Spice Prince of India' the other day. He is basically a less bent version of Greggsy.

(, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 10:02, Reply)
haha i must google this
unless it makes me cry
(, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 10:04, Reply)
To give you an idea, as you start typing that into google, the fifth suggested autocomplete is
'Reza Spice Prince of India gay'
(, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 10:08, Reply)
He is the gayest woofter I've ever seen.

(, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 10:09, Reply)
does he have a tattoo of his own name?

(, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 10:14, Reply)
What kind of prick would do that?

(, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 10:15, Reply)
Someone who regularly gets so wasted that they can't remember who they are?

(, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 10:21, Reply)
Surely the point of regularly getting so wasted that you can't remember who you are is that you'd rather not remember who you are?

(, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 10:32, Reply)
wh...what?

(, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 10:23, Reply)
I know, right?

(, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 10:23, Reply)
Alt: I think this is the best thread all week

(, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 9:46, Reply)
But at Club Tropicana, drinks are free,
so one of your pikey neighbours probably took it.
(, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 9:47, Reply)
These days it appears that about 75% of the population is fucking rude.
Cunts not holding doors open, pushing past you, spitting. Fucking scum

I am exceedingly honest and blunt, hence why I dont get promoted. The truth spills from my lips like spunk down YMs tits
(, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 9:48, Reply)
I think it's only like that in the north east.

(, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 9:50, Reply)
This may be true but TV tells me otherwise

(, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 9:50, Reply)
He's wrong
The London area is really fucking rude, too.
(, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 9:52, Reply)
Thank you

(, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 9:52, Reply)
i think the answer is the common denominator
(i'm calling you both common)
(, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 9:53, Reply)
I do not deny being common
However, I am polite
(, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 9:53, Reply)
Really?
The midlands is all gentlemen laying their coats on the ground so the ladies don't have to walk through puddles.
(, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 9:54, Reply)
That's because the Midlands hasn't culturally progressed
since Sir Walter Raleigh set the precedent.
(, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 9:55, Reply)
:o

(, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 9:56, Reply)
this is one of his lies
the truth is that there hasn't been a gentleman or a lady in the midlands since sir walter raleigh
(, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 9:59, Reply)
Not much has improved on the plays of Shakespeare or Marlowe, or the music of Byrd.

(, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 9:59, Reply)
possibly the fact that women don't die in labour giving birth to their tenth child before the age of 20
but that's about it
(, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 10:01, Reply)
What does this have to do with culture?

(, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 10:04, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=MMVXm60oA9U
(, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 10:31, Reply)
And burning people of different opinions to you in the street
is still an entirely valid course of action!
(, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 10:01, Reply)
We do love a bit of Catholic burning

(, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 10:04, Reply)
bloody papists

(, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 10:16, Reply)
Poor Chompy

(, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 10:30, Reply)
I never knew Donald Byrd was from the midlands

(, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 10:02, Reply)
*plays tambourine*

(, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 10:03, Reply)
Play a song for me

(, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 10:06, Reply)
I agree, Soul Travellin' is one of the best records ever.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=1e5fayGz5Go
(, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 10:04, Reply)
In other news I am hanging out with the milfs and au pairs at a play group.
Shame I don't have micro with me.
(, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 10:01, Reply)
Do they not have a mirror there?

(, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 10:02, Reply)
Eh?

(, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 10:02, Reply)
I AM CALLING YOU SHORT

(, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 10:03, Reply)
What does that have to do with mirrors?

(, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 10:06, Reply)
did you just fancy a go on in the wendy house?

(, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 10:03, Reply)

in the

House

(, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 10:05, Reply)
"CHHHHHK Staff announcement. Can Trevor go and fetch the oddly wrinkly child out of the ball pit please? CHHHHK"

(, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 10:06, Reply)
hahahha office lol

(, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 10:07, Reply)
Don't get me started on rude people.
They're everywhere these days. It's like manners went out of fashion.

Alt: stupidly honest. I'm almost incapable of lying. I have so many tells, anyone who knows me can spot immediately if I'm trying it.

AltAlt: it's all about Dusty Bin for me. That guy can play some tennis, Sty-lee.
(, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 10:11, Reply)
Good morning my dear b3th

(, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 10:12, Reply)
Good morning Sir Cow.
How goeth thee this fine day?
(, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 10:13, Reply)
is this online LARPing

(, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 10:17, Reply)
ORPing?

(, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 10:17, Reply)
I'm not that cool.

(, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 10:18, Reply)
i LOVED him yesterday
he's cool
(, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 10:13, Reply)
He's Reggae Reggae cool.

(, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 10:14, Reply)
We never did get to find out what WP's thread was going to be :(

(, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 10:15, Reply)
18 mins since I joined this conf cal and there is no one there...
i wonder if anyone will ever turn up :(
(, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 10:19, Reply)
They're all on the other line, laughing at you.

(, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 10:21, Reply)

i know :'(
(, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 10:22, Reply)
You're lucky, my phone won't fucking stop ringing.
You users use passwords every single day, why is it you're incapable of ever remembering them?
(, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 10:22, Reply)
i simply have the same one for every login, easy!

(, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 10:23, Reply)
and I have a note of it in my draw, just in case

(, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 10:23, Reply)
He'sjusttrollingmehe'sjusttrollingmehe'sjusttrollingme

(, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 10:24, Reply)
hahahahahaha

(, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 10:25, Reply)
AL HAD A POST RIGHT HERE AND NOW IT IS GONE

(, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 11:31, Reply)
I actually do this. I don't fucking care.
Good luck stealing thousands of pounds from *my* bank account, you Nigerian fools.
(, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 10:29, Reply)
banks are insured anway and pay it back to you, it's a hassle but not the end of the world
aside for potential credit rating issues...which probably don't apply here seeing as your has been downgraded to "Greek"
(, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 10:31, Reply)

down up
(, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 10:33, Reply)
I have a thing on my computer to remember mine for me.

(, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 10:23, Reply)
I'm not too bothered about making my work one difficult to crack
Is somebody going to remote in and login as me? Seems a bit unlikely. The remote access is two-token anyway and that password is bloody complicated.

All my online passwords are different and complicated, unless I don't give a shit about the site because they don't have my credit card details.
(, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 10:40, Reply)
Why?
The greatest risk is from someone on the inside leaking or just losing the unencrypted passwords. Passwords don't need to be difficult to be unbreakable.
(, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 10:41, Reply)
Most of the passwords in my office are either the same as the login, or 'password'.
I suspect we're not high on the list of 'Anonymous's' target list, we should make it OK.
(, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 10:41, Reply)
You rang a sex line and they hung up on you in disgust?

(, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 10:24, Reply)
it was the end of you mum's shift to be fair

(, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 10:27, Reply)

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(, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 10:28, Reply)
I hung u[p

(, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 10:30, Reply)

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