Read receipt requests. How rude.
No, I won't inform when I've read your email so you can get sniffy about me not immediately dropping everything and responding to you, you prick.
( Kroney, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 12:56, 4 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

I hate those,
My boss does it all the time and then I get a follow up email if I don't respond within an hour. Fucken pryk.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 28 Jun 2013, 12:57, Reply)

I disable them.
Also, I hate pricks who phone you the second they've hit send.

No, of course I haven't read the email you sent 0.4 seconds ago.

I've also recently created a rule that automatically bins messages I'm CC'd in. They're nearly always irrelevant to my interests.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 13:00, Reply)

My firm is shut over the weekend.
Every Monday, without fail, by 9:15am we get a call from some spastic who has also
a) sent an email over the weekend and
b) left an answerphone message

I detest my customers, they are utter mongols.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 13:09, Reply)

Also see arsey cunts that think by CC'ing your boss into email
it's going to make things happen any faster
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 13:21, Reply)

To be fair to my boss that usually elicits an
"Who the fuck is this prick? Fuck off" from him. My boss has his upsides.
( Kroney, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 13:26, Reply)

Good for him

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 13:28, Reply)

Yes!
I love smacking reply all and showing them up in front of everyone they've cc'd in.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 14:38, Reply)

My boss does them - I turn them down every time.
Fucking cheeky cunt.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 13:06, Reply)

Reading pane ftw

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 13:21, Reply)

I usually disable them, but I'd just rebuilt my machine
And one popped up. Fuckig self important arsehole, I'm not your personal skivvy
( Kroney, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 13:25, Reply)