Should he increase the amount he smokes as well?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 1 Jul 2013, 8:34, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

The smoking causes cancer MYTH winds me up. Doctors used to prescribe these wonderful medicinal miricles
Smoke contains many ingredients that kill germs and keep you healthy. In lab testing they have found that Tar, Arsenic, Benzene, Cadmium, Formaldehyde, Polonium-210, Chromium, 1,3-Butadiene, Polycyclic aromatic hydrocarbons, Nitrosamines and Acrolein all kill cancer cells. They say smokers are 30% more likely to die from cancer which means non smokers are up to 70% more likely to die from it. That's maths AND science.
( Peej, Mon 1 Jul 2013, 8:46, Reply)

or 'MIENCE' as we experts call it

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 1 Jul 2013, 8:50, Reply)

My Doctorate is in Medical Mience

( Peej, Mon 1 Jul 2013, 8:51, Reply)

did it have "studies" on the end, like all legitimate courses?
"scientific studies"
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 1 Jul 2013, 8:59, Reply)

Yes and it was at a former polytechnic just like all proper universities.

( Peej, Mon 1 Jul 2013, 9:01, Reply)

how positively ghastly

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 1 Jul 2013, 9:15, Reply)

Excuse me but I believe my doctorate in Medical Mience Studies from Bath Spa
is better than any shit qualification you've ever got.
( Peej, Mon 1 Jul 2013, 9:17, Reply)