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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Eyelash technician?
Is that like Hygiene Technician for bog cleaners?
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 21:41, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
I'll text you a pic
Eye porn
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 21:42, Reply)
She's got a btec in hair and beauty and is allowed to use the botox gun acksherly

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 21:43, Reply)
Sounds like she shouldn't be allowed near
the Pritt-Stick and vajazzling craft box, let alone peoples' eyes.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 21:45, Reply)
The two sisters who own that place must be raking it in!

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 21:45, Reply)
Can't see any glue in your eye.
I'm disappointed. I was hoping for some sort of horrendous A&E botch job horror story.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 21:48, Reply)
They hurt. Does that do it for you??

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 21:52, Reply)
There's a joke in here somewhere
about spurting into eyes and subsequent stinging, but I just can't quite find it.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 21:56, Reply)
Stick with it.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 21:58, Reply)
She didn't squirt the glue at me
I'm not a total dumbass
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 21:59, Reply)
You just let her dribble it in
whilst she was splashing it on your face, yeah?

Poor gunk-control.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 22:00, Reply)
And I had to pay her

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 22:03, Reply)
I'd have to pay her to get her muck in my eye too, to be fair.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 22:09, Reply)
She was quite pretty
But then, I doubt ugly beauticians get so much work
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 22:10, Reply)
You're a woman, last time I checked.
This means your opinion on whether another woman is attractive or not is highly questionable.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 22:14, Reply)
Garbage
Maggie was hawt
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 22:15, Reply)
Her boss Mandy says she should be able to do her reiki massage and holistic therapy diploma next year

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 21:57, Reply)
Reiki, ffs.
Does that come along with Feng shui?
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 22:10, Reply)

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