I'm sorry to hear this. I bet Mrs Cow is devastated.
There was this time when I was really happy that it was Friday then someone pointed out that it was in fact Thursday and proceeded to torment me about it, it was horrible, horrible I tell you I never want to have to go through a day like that again.

Alt: I found a £20 note in my pocket, does that count?
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 10:58, 4 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

she'll feel better once the grieving dividend kicks in

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 10:59, Reply)

Her Dad is still kicking around
He's as tight a Yorkshire man as they come!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 11:01, Reply)

kick skip
+ around in a circle

He's as tight a Yorkshire man as they come
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 11:24, Reply)

Any note found in a pocket counts as FREE MONEY
even though it is yours
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 11:02, Reply)

It's was in a pair of trousers that had been washed, I have a small zip up pocket at the back and there it was \o/

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 11:11, Reply)

were they red?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 11:29, Reply)

So the money has been laundered

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 11:41, Reply)

I've got tomorrow off so it's basically friday.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 11:09, Reply)

:(

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 11:10, Reply)

Me too

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 11:11, Reply)

The worst thing is apart from Christmas, I have not used any of my annual leave
yet since November last year.
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 11:23, Reply)

I NEED SOME TIME OFF :(

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 11:26, Reply)

have you thought about killing yourself, then you'll have eternity off

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 11:29, Reply)

No, no I haven't
I still have my bucket list to work through


And by bucket list I mean the females in your family
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 11:38, Reply)

i've got tomorrow off
which means running along the river, then shopping, then dinner out, then a party on a boat. it'll be just like it's saturday. except that, you know, it's not...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 11:18, Reply)