Can I just say, I think you will fit in really well, and I'm super glad you're here Davey.
I like tickets for heavy metal concerts the best, and I like to get fresh by drinking enough beer that my girlfriend gets all angry and tells me it's time I went home.

Altalt: I am generally honest, buy I do occasionally hide work Fuck ups by blaming factors that didn't exist to avoid a bollocking, then fix it my way instead of jumping through company hoops.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 5 Jul 2013, 15:55, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

*Taps nose*
Like the toilet incident
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 16:00, Reply)

Are you referring to the time Monty beheaded the tramp drug dealer in the toilet cubicle and stole his bag of drugs off the floor?

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 16:21, Reply)

No, but I think this is a better story.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 5 Jul 2013, 16:27, Reply)

That was some night, I can tell you!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 16:33, Reply)

Cheers Windy Pig!
You're alright, you are.
( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 16:19, Reply)

I kill people you know.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 5 Jul 2013, 16:21, Reply)

I kill people you know.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 5 Jul 2013, 16:21, Reply)

I'm stating to get nervous about my gig WP

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 16:22, Reply)

If stating makes you nervous STOP IT

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 16:24, Reply)

One I've stated, I cannae stope, Dave.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 16:25, Reply)

Best thing to do is get properly smashed before starting the set
fuck it up throughout before pissing on to the decks and spewing all over yourself...
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 16:24, Reply)

I used to have a club night in Soho
and loads of people came up from various places to see me, as it was my birthday. I spent the day gettting wankered and at the end of my set just wandered off and got into a cab and went home to bed without so much as saying hello to anyone. I had no fucking idea what was going on.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 16:27, Reply)

WHAT a story!!!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 16:30, Reply)

CSB

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 16:32, Reply)

tl:dr I got hammered

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 16:33, Reply)

Nah, you'll smash it, just remember, just don't do anything dozer would do.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 5 Jul 2013, 16:24, Reply)

Got it!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 16:27, Reply)

This song is about you
www.youtube.com/watch?v=O3HCXh9WQSo
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 16:57, Reply)

He kills people you know.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 16:22, Reply)

I think he might kill people

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 16:23, Reply)

Or when she makes you sleep on the sofa
when you come home so drunk you can't take your shoes off and cry.
( Kroney, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 16:21, Reply)

Well, that has happened, yes, and to be honest, with a night off tonight, and no work till this wedding tomorrow night, I might just aim for a repeat.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 5 Jul 2013, 16:22, Reply)

I think that is one of my favourite posts on OT.

( Kroney, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 16:23, Reply)

Top ten fo' sho'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 16:24, Reply)

Its no Nommy food chat for sure
but its still good
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 16:25, Reply)

It's up there with Battered's legendary salted peanuts thread.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 16:31, Reply)

Hey hey...it was good, but it wasn't quite that good

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 16:32, Reply)

Yeah I was getting a bit carried away, soz

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 16:33, Reply)

That is still one of my Fav. posts
If you missed it the first time around

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1879668
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 16:23, Reply)