I think I've told my top drinking stories before
1. Three quarters of a bottle of Southern Comfort while being distracted by a Jimi Hendrix documentary. Didn't realise how drunk I was until my wife came through and tried to talk to me. Bad times.
2. Passed out in the toilets of a notorious gay bar in Portsmouth. As far as I'm aware, no one tried to fiddle with my doo-dah.
3. Drank two bottles of someone's home made peach sherry and was so drunk I couldn't walk up the stairs. Ended up sleeping in the hallway.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 8 Jul 2013, 12:43, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

I love you more every day

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 8 Jul 2013, 12:56, Reply)

Aw, that's nice
You alright?
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 8 Jul 2013, 12:57, Reply)

No mate, I'm still fuming after yesterday's shit storm.
Then I got even more pissed off because I got to the gym and my shorts weren't in my bag, so I couldn't lift because I didn't have enough time to get home and come back. I might just close the pub at 3 and go get shit faces
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 8 Jul 2013, 13:00, Reply)

So glad I don't get punchy when I'm drunk

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 8 Jul 2013, 13:05, Reply)

Yeah, there were actual brawls in the street further up apparently.
Carnivals can Fuck off
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 8 Jul 2013, 13:14, Reply)

Knob heads
What's wrong with having a nice pint, eh? Pint, a chat and a nice pie.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 8 Jul 2013, 13:15, Reply)

Not so long ago I was sitting in a beer garden by a canal.
A narrowboat with a party on it came past and stopped at the lock. A bunch of Indian lads got off and went into the pub for a beer. A few minutes later they came back out, one of them having to be physically restrained because he was bug eyed screaming about "fucking white cunts". It seems he was refused at the bar at half past seven in the evening for being too drunk.

I don't really understand why some people completely flip out when they've been drinking.
( Kroney, Mon 8 Jul 2013, 13:17, Reply)

underlying issues innit

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 8 Jul 2013, 13:19, Reply)

He seemed to be somewhat too inebriated to see the logical fallacy
in accusing the "fucking white cunts" of being racist towards him.
( Kroney, Mon 8 Jul 2013, 13:21, Reply)

It's a mystery to me why people get like that.
Plus, if drinking does make you angry or upset or whatever, why the fuck would you ever do it again? People are fucking retarded.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 8 Jul 2013, 13:19, Reply)

Some people just seem to enjoy fighting.

( Kroney, Mon 8 Jul 2013, 13:21, Reply)

As someone who has got punchy in the past, I can only say,
I was in a horrid place in my life, and was taking it out on other people. As I sorted my life out, the less punching I would do
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 8 Jul 2013, 13:26, Reply)

I still have a scar on my forehead
b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1886241
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 8 Jul 2013, 13:01, Reply)

Ha, nice

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 8 Jul 2013, 13:04, Reply)

I literally have no memory of that conversation.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 8 Jul 2013, 13:10, Reply)

Was you DRUNK at the time?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 8 Jul 2013, 13:11, Reply)