Two Greedy Italians is one of my favourite television programmes ever.
I find it utterly charming.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 9:17, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

Very much so
Morning Monty, how are we?
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 9:20, Reply)

Not bad ta, you?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 9:22, Reply)

Not too shabby thanks
Heading to Warwick Castle this weekend, rather looking forward to that!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 9:33, Reply)

It's a good castle, but slightly ruined by its commercial exploitation.
I understand they have to do it to make money but it's a bit of a shame.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 9:35, Reply)

Thats the TWO SWORD empire for you

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 9:36, Reply)

Two Hats' brother?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 9:38, Reply)

It’s Twoeys nemesis

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 9:41, Reply)

We haven't spoken in some time
I'd rather not go into it right now
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 9:41, Reply)

Apologies, clearly you're hurting right now.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 9:47, Reply)

No, it's ok
I need to come to terms with it at some point
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 9:57, Reply)

Shall have to have a see, sounds a bit sad though.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 9:38, Reply)

agreeing with this
The dungeon was grim, apparently during one very cold winter it was so full it was standing room only. Unfortunately due to the cold no one could be bothered to visit the prisoners and they all froze to death in one enormous fleshy lump, that then had to be hacked to pieces with axes to empty the dungeon.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 9:38, Reply)

I...I have an erection.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 9:39, Reply)

well there were woman and children in there!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 9:42, Reply)

OUBLIETTE!
One of my favourite words. For reasons...I don't wish to go into.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 9:44, Reply)

Mine too
I like them with cheese and ham...
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 9:49, Reply)

It is both great and fucking awful
they've turned it into a ghastly "theme park" of a castle. Look out for the hole in the floor of the dungeon into which a prisoner would be forced and locked in, only for the rivers of effluent from the other prisoners to flow over them until they died of cold/dysentery/misery.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 9:36, Reply)

Oof, fucking hell.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 9:38, Reply)

its a bad way to Di-onne

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 9:40, Reply)