I don't know where that is.
Soz.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 14:37, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

Applies to most town/city centres tbh

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 14:45, Reply)

I forget you are all provincials.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 14:46, Reply)

Whereas Lewisham is the cultural Mecca of the UK.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 14:47, Reply)

True Story time
My aunt and uncle used to live in lewisham, one night two guys in balaclavas rammed their door down, tied them up and started screaming "Wheres the money! Wheres they money!" they didn't have much in the house so told them where it was but please don't hurt the kids. They realised they had the wrong place and legged it. Whilst the police were there a report came through about two people who had been properly done over up the road. Put the shits right up them I can tell you.
( Peej, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 14:50, Reply)

That was me.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 14:53, Reply)

Nice.
She lived across from that park with the play area on the top of the hill. Its probably been bombed now.
( Peej, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 14:54, Reply)

Hilly Fields.
With the school on it?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 14:55, Reply)

I dunno I didn't leave the Panic Room

( Peej, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 14:59, Reply)

Fuck off, shortround.
At least I don't live with the Irish detritus of London town.

And I live in a house, not a fucking smaller version of one. Know what I mean.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 14:52, Reply)

Well if you'd bothered to FUCKING TURN UP on Sunday, you'd have seen
No paddies in the area I am now.
A bigger house than yours.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 14:55, Reply)

Flat.
Short is as short does.

Btw, like rats you are never more than 2 feet from a Paddy in London.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 14:56, Reply)

Nope. House.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 15:00, Reply)

Also, where was the invite, eh? Didn't get one!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 14:57, Reply)

Yes you fucking did. Friday. 17.41, text message.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 15:00, Reply)

Text? Pfft.
Don't do texts.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 15:01, Reply)

I also called you on Saturday, following the text YOU sent ME at 22.52 on Friday night.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 15:03, Reply)

Camborne girls are a special breed.
I saw one standing on the street with her knickers round her ankles, arse poking out eating chips. I said "Oi what are you doing with your arse poking out eating chips?" she said "Oh? Has he gone?"
( Peej, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 14:48, Reply)