pope visit to Australia
They just announced on National Nine News that

"The papal root has been extended so that more people can experience it."

I hope you find that as amusing as I do.
(misskitty reeks of sex and turpentine; laudanum afternoons, Thu 17 Jul 2008, 8:13, 9 replies, latest was 17 years ago)

indeed
I do :-D
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 17 Jul 2008, 8:27, Reply)

got a taxi
into work this morning and went past a van from an air conditioning company that said "WE CARE ABOUT AIR". only it was really dirty, so someone had written in the dirt, making it read:

"WE CARE ABOUT H AIR Y BALLS

made me laugh like a schoolboy, the polish driver must have thought i'd gone mad.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 17 Jul 2008, 8:41, Reply)

That pope....
He's a dirty old man : )
( girlinthehole, Thu 17 Jul 2008, 8:41, Reply)

This new Pope
Is alive at least. The one before had been dead for ten years, and was controlled by a small man inside the dress (they hollowed him out).

So yeah... Fuckin' meat-puppets.
( Cawl, Thu 17 Jul 2008, 9:17, Reply)

the one now is alive
but he is also some kind of evil monster
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 17 Jul 2008, 9:37, Reply)

'k...
Let's burn the fucker.

Also, why does he look like a vampire?
Have you ever actually seen him touch Holy Water?
( Cawl, Thu 17 Jul 2008, 9:39, Reply)

I think the papal root
was extended when he saw someone bent to tie their shoes...
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Thu 17 Jul 2008, 13:34, Reply)

Retard Question:
How do you pronounce papal? It's a word I've never actually heard nor got round to looking up.

Also: penchant. I always feel snooty if I try and pronounce it Frenchily.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 17 Jul 2008, 16:36, Reply)

It rhymes
with staple. It's not a commonly used word...
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Thu 17 Jul 2008, 17:09, Reply)