A leg up from Battered?
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 18:47, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

I wouldn't allow that sort of bodily contact.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 18:53, Reply)

Batts you're a man about town, would you offer Monty a job if you could?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 18:56, Reply)

Monty and I working together would be a terrible idea. We'd be in the pub all day, get nothing done and not make any money.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 18:57, Reply)

So, no change for Monty then.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 9 Jul 2013, 18:58, Reply)

Plus I am aware of his inability to use excel properly when calculating stock levels and pricing.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 19:02, Reply)

ONCE. I DID IT ONCE.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 19:06, Reply)

Ian Huntley tried that excuse as well. Didn't work for him either.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 19:07, Reply)

Well, twice. He did it Twice.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 20:28, Reply)

ONCE. ONCE MY WAY
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 19:08, Reply)

Then hire Stunned to be the voice of reason....................................
ohhhhhhhhhh wait
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 19:01, Reply)

Not even a clasping of hands held down low to help an elderly hippy, followed by a muscular heft to enable a mount?

I understand this may resemble tossing the caber and result in a tangled heap of buckled kaftan-clad, jackbooted, intoxicated bohemian.

It would be good to see, though.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 19:02, Reply)