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night shift prick thread.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 18:24, 294 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
To be fair, you're a prick in the daytime as well.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 18:25, Reply)
haha
www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2011909
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 18:28, Reply)
My sons just been fleecing me, the next sale starts on Thursday
He's already talked me into buying him an Adidas Originals Navy Challenger Jacket and a pair of Gazelles

The jackets quite nice to be fair, for a 15 year olds taste.
www.adidas.co.uk/men%27s-court-challenger-jacket/Z32805_320.html?cm_vc=SEARCH
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 18:27, Reply)
I had a pair of trainers delivered today
That I can only assume I ordered when drunk. I haven't opened them yet, but I don't remember buying them.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 18:46, Reply)
They don't have a split toe do they?

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 9 Jul 2013, 18:47, Reply)
Sadly not.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 18:48, Reply)
I think you've had a lucky escape there.
I'd post it on the main QOTW if I were you.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 9 Jul 2013, 18:49, Reply)
Jesus christ.
They are hideous.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 18:47, Reply)
Meanwhile, Monty is wondering what's happened to the footwear he ordered....

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 19:07, Reply)
oh well played

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 19:25, Reply)
They are going back.
What was I thinking...
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 19:26, Reply)
This is how B3th managed to keep afloat
SHINEY THINGS on ebay, pull at the magpie in the drunkard at 2.30am
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 18:49, Reply)
I must have pressed the wrong button or something.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 18:49, Reply)
I bet B3th Fraped* you last time she was around and it's from her sales site
*I think that's what the youngsters call it?
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 18:51, Reply)
Sssssshhhhhhhhh.
Don't tell him!


I'm trying to decide what he's going to buy next.
I'm thinking 'love eggs'.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 9 Jul 2013, 18:53, Reply)
Do you do returns?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 18:54, Reply)
Andy Murry she aint

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 19:00, Reply)
Speaking of pricks
here's a shocker

Alright?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 9 Jul 2013, 18:38, Reply)
Sup beffy boo

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 18:40, Reply)
Staving off the manflu, Harters.
Also enjoying the early evening sunshine.
How's you?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 9 Jul 2013, 18:44, Reply)
Tip top thanks for asking
Apart from Christmas I have had no time off from work, I really need a break :(
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 18:45, Reply)
This may be a crazy sort of suggestion
but why not take some time off?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 9 Jul 2013, 18:51, Reply)
What witchcraft is this?

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 9 Jul 2013, 18:53, Reply)
It's all about cover at the moment, it really doesn't help that I'm a keyholder...
and most of the fuckers are taking their summer holidays, I have two weeks off in august and a week in Sept. I may do a bit of freelance during the time.
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 18:54, Reply)
Come to Jeffstock.
I can't promise you won't get raped.*




*Unless you're really ugly.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 9 Jul 2013, 18:56, Reply)
Which is why nobody touched you at the last Jeffstock.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 18:57, Reply)
I was very touched by teh way Jeff and Stunned walked me to my taxi
then questioned the driver to make sure I was safe to handed over.


I think they asked him whether he was married, and if his life insurance was up to date, or something.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 9 Jul 2013, 19:02, Reply)
Yes, they were making sure the driver was going to be safe.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 19:04, Reply)
That was, in a rather oblique way,
THE FUCKING JOKE.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 9 Jul 2013, 19:05, Reply)
Nobody is used to you trying to make jokes. So why would anyone spot one when you tried?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 19:09, Reply)
Maybe it just went over your head.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 9 Jul 2013, 19:11, Reply)
^ joke ^
I spotted one!
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 19:13, Reply)
Can I call ZING?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 19:14, Reply)
Masterfully played.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 20:41, Reply)
*jaws music*
I think we're gonna need a bigger taxi
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 19:06, Reply)
I have had to quickly save £8k over the last few months so I'm a little overstretched financially
Otherwise I would have got Battered quite drunk on his Birthday last month, looks like I'm not going to be going anywhere till 2014 at this rate.
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 18:58, Reply)
Going places is overrated.
You can see almost anywhere in the world online, and never leave the house.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 9 Jul 2013, 19:05, Reply)
have you got bigger debts than AA :O

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 19:09, Reply)
Not a debt an investment for my son

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 19:13, Reply)
sex dungeon?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 19:16, Reply)
Loughborough Uni, so I suppose yes

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 19:27, Reply)
Footballer being a twat shocker.
In other news, fresh scientific evidence of where bears defecate
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 18:43, Reply)
is it in your mum's cunt?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 19:09, Reply)
No. Your wife's.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 19:11, Reply)
No. YORN wife's...

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 19:13, Reply)
I don't care what happens to that.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 19:16, Reply)
Hey Monty,
How are you getting on?
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 9 Jul 2013, 18:40, Reply)
He will be juggling a 3ltr* bottle of white lightning and his smart phone on the tube
as he goes through each signal loss tunnel, he's having a gulp


*3lts for the price of 2 offer
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 18:43, Reply)
yeah, i've been drinking since about 2 o'clock and am feeling pretty glum.
I might go join him.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 9 Jul 2013, 18:46, Reply)
Any joy on the new career front yet?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 18:47, Reply)
it's all in motion,
just got to pay them close to 2k and wait till august.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 9 Jul 2013, 18:59, Reply)
Nice....nice.....
Then why so low wee pee?
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 19:03, Reply)
just the working out the notice blues,
i'm not moaning too much, i know monty is in a worse place than i am, as at least i have an out.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 9 Jul 2013, 19:10, Reply)
Invite the scruffy looking fucker for a massive lock in before you leave

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 19:13, Reply)
And the rest of us.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 19:15, Reply)
+ the rest of the anthill mob

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 19:16, Reply)
yeah,
i should. but being honest, i probably won't.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 9 Jul 2013, 19:17, Reply)
Fair enough. There'll be a stocktake when you leave anyway, so not worth ripping them off.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 19:21, Reply)
Don't feel glum, chum.
You'll be on the vinegar strokes of your notice before you even know it.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 9 Jul 2013, 18:50, Reply)
I'm still basking in the orgasmic afterglow from the end of my notice period.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 9 Jul 2013, 18:51, Reply)
Oh, I thought was just your b3ta candles.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 9 Jul 2013, 18:54, Reply)
Or, it could be that. I dunno.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 9 Jul 2013, 18:56, Reply)
When did we start getting numbers of candles?
Didn't it always used to be just one?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 9 Jul 2013, 18:59, Reply)
You're the 'mod'. You tell us. Or were you too busy ironing your tits to notice when it happened?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 19:06, Reply)
yeah, that wasn't a thing before i'm sure

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 9 Jul 2013, 19:08, Reply)
It happened ages ago.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 19:09, Reply)
i've only had an account for 2 years, so even if it was a thing 1 year ago,
i would still only have had the one candle and wouldn't have noticed.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 9 Jul 2013, 19:11, Reply)
Any input on the second interview?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 18:55, Reply)
As I mentioned in a previous thread the guy came across as a bit of a prick.
So I'm not sure. Last one tomorrow; if I'm honest it's the one I'd most enjoy as it's in line with what I've been doing for the last few years anyway. Fairly decent money, and best of all, walkable, so I wouldn't be spunking £250 a month in petrol just to commute.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 9 Jul 2013, 18:58, Reply)
No. He just sat there is silence.
I think you mean feedback
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 18:58, Reply)
Yeah that's the one.
well did he?
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 18:59, Reply)
Not yet.
The bloke did say I came across well and was eloquent, but he did keep bashing on about my public sector history and how shit people in the public sector were.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 9 Jul 2013, 19:09, Reply)
Valid point truth be told

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 19:11, Reply)
Not really, there are good and bad in all sectors.
And a lot of private sector businesses couldn't function without public sector input. Swings and roundabouts innit?
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 9 Jul 2013, 19:16, Reply)
So he's met Chompy then.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 19:12, Reply)
it's just having spent 4 days straight in a building i no longer have any passion to stay in,
in this weather, with ladypig at home. I know i should be happy as great things are afoot, but it's just a bit demoralising being stuck here.
I wish i was important enough to qualify for garden leave.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 9 Jul 2013, 18:58, Reply)
Do you need them for a reference?
If not, a bit of gross misconduct should see you a free man by teh weekend.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 9 Jul 2013, 19:03, Reply)
yeah, it's tempting to walk out,
but without a sure thing at the other end of the course, i don't want to burn too many bridges. Oxford is small, and i know a lot of the managers, they know i'm getting out, and if i come begging for work in a month or 2, i need to rely on as many favours as possible.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 9 Jul 2013, 19:07, Reply)
If you're offering favours
I'm sure you'll get plenty of work.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 9 Jul 2013, 19:12, Reply)
why are you being mean to me today? :(

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 9 Jul 2013, 19:13, Reply)
I didn't realise I was.
Wuv yooooooooo
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 9 Jul 2013, 19:14, Reply)
I was going to get shitfaced but my local kid is on the Ramadan tip so off the radar.
The little cunt
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 19:04, Reply)
Don't you know anyone else?
Support our hardworking British dealers.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 9 Jul 2013, 19:07, Reply)
i'm seriously struggling to get any smoke,
i used to be able to make a phone call and have it at the front door in 20 minutes, now i struggle.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 9 Jul 2013, 19:07, Reply)
Are there no teenagers round your way?
Try sitting around outside the local offy for half an hour. You'll either be accused of noncery, or sorted good and proper.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 9 Jul 2013, 19:09, Reply)
i don't want the horrible skink those idiots are smoking,
i want some decent weed or a bit of thai, or even some decent hash, not super strenght fucky the brain buds.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 9 Jul 2013, 19:12, Reply)
Skink? They smoke reptiles in Oxford?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 19:12, Reply)
skunk. i meant skunk. soz.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 9 Jul 2013, 19:13, Reply)
Yeah, that means absolutely nothing to me.
Never touched the stuff in my life.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 9 Jul 2013, 19:13, Reply)
it's like getting bucky wine instead of special brew.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 9 Jul 2013, 19:14, Reply)
yeti has thai but I ent talking to him

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 19:17, Reply)
can i have his number,
but also, is he going to deliver it to my pub in oxford in the next hour or so?
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 9 Jul 2013, 19:18, Reply)
my brother has old hippy mates in your town.
Might well have hash connects.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 19:20, Reply)
Gaz me if you can broseph.
Would be ace to get some nice lumps.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 9 Jul 2013, 19:27, Reply)
Agelina Jolie regretted those wordZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzz

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 19:28, Reply)
I'll definitely ask for you

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 19:29, Reply)
you are a scholar and a gent,
and the middle man in an illegal transaction. potentially.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 9 Jul 2013, 19:53, Reply)
Dozer deals drugs?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 19:18, Reply)
Did he diss you in your hood?

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 9 Jul 2013, 19:18, Reply)
he really fucking did

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 19:31, Reply)
did he piss on your rug?

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 9 Jul 2013, 19:41, Reply)
he ripped me off, man

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 19:54, Reply)
I might be able to help you here

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 19:15, Reply)
even though we are driven apart by the deadly m40?

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 9 Jul 2013, 19:19, Reply)
see above

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 19:20, Reply)
one or two. ..

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 19:08, Reply)
Slipmat and Lime's less.....

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 19:10, Reply)

A leg up from Battered?
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 18:47, Reply)
I wouldn't allow that sort of bodily contact.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 18:53, Reply)
Batts you're a man about town, would you offer Monty a job if you could?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 18:56, Reply)
Monty and I working together would be a terrible idea. We'd be in the pub all day, get nothing done and not make any money.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 18:57, Reply)
So, no change for Monty then.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 9 Jul 2013, 18:58, Reply)
Plus I am aware of his inability to use excel properly when calculating stock levels and pricing.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 19:02, Reply)
ONCE. I DID IT ONCE.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 19:06, Reply)
Ian Huntley tried that excuse as well. Didn't work for him either.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 19:07, Reply)
Well, twice. He did it Twice.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 20:28, Reply)

ONCE. ONCE MY WAY
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 19:08, Reply)
Then hire Stunned to be the voice of reason....................................
ohhhhhhhhhh wait
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 19:01, Reply)

Not even a clasping of hands held down low to help an elderly hippy, followed by a muscular heft to enable a mount?

I understand this may resemble tossing the caber and result in a tangled heap of buckled kaftan-clad, jackbooted, intoxicated bohemian.

It would be good to see, though.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 19:02, Reply)
alright

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 19:08, Reply)
I was.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 19:09, Reply)
You can't stop talking about me though, eh?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 19:12, Reply)
\o/ PD I have missed you.......
are you OK?
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 19:10, Reply)
No, he's PD.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 9 Jul 2013, 19:11, Reply)
Ha ha ha.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 19:13, Reply)
Oh, you recognised that one then?

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 9 Jul 2013, 19:24, Reply)
and click

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 19:15, Reply)
it's really fuggin hot tonight, naff all wind

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 19:17, Reply)
yer I know
Heat like this drives me mental.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 19:17, Reply)
mat flint went to see ultramags on Friday and was not impressed.
Keith mimed.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 19:19, Reply)
They're in Leeds v v soon.
Not going if KK is miming.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 19:22, Reply)

miming +K showing up
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 19:24, Reply)
Cool keith?
Ultramagnetic MC's?


Ohhhhhhh man :(
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 19:23, Reply)
the same
Glad I missed them. Kind of.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 19:28, Reply)
If he's miming he deserves a critical beatdown

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 19:29, Reply)
oh v good

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 19:32, Reply)
*doffs Kangol hat*

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 19:56, Reply)
i can see why France takes august off

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 19:19, Reply)
Strikes.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 19:23, Reply)
I hear that swipes office had all the wind yesterday morning

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 19:17, Reply)
Rusty fanny farts. Worst of all the farts.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 19:19, Reply)
ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 19:24, Reply)
Heh heh.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 19:27, Reply)
Not here.
*parp*
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 9 Jul 2013, 19:19, Reply)
can anyone tell me why I bought and am now drinking prosecco?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 19:30, Reply)
I don't even like sparkling wine very much.
Am I turning gay?
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 19:31, Reply)
Yes.
White wine is for pooves and women.

Sparkling wine is Darth Foxtrot levels of queeritude.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 19:32, Reply)
you are so very wrong

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 19:33, Reply)
White wine is what one drinks when one has run out of red wine.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 19:34, Reply)
Every time I feel you can't state again how much of a moron you are you prove me wrong.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 19:40, Reply)
I thought he prefered Turquoise

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 19:42, Reply)
Some people were drinking that mixed with Pimms at mine the other day. Weird.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 19:35, Reply)
*Raises hand!*
Ooh, Sir! Sir! I know this one!!!

It's because you're a BENDER.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 19:31, Reply)
*Hands over first prize*

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 9 Jul 2013, 19:31, Reply)
Sells first prize to get Monty another bottle of Asti.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 19:32, Reply)

Monty bends over to receive it.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 19:36, Reply)
I was worried that this was the case

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 19:32, Reply)
What are the confirmed dates for Jeffstock? Trying to work out if I can go to Cornwall in August whilst micro is in Edinburgh.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 19:33, Reply)
Has PJ offered you lodging in the pink shed?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 19:35, Reply)
Ha. No. Want to go to Polperro. I go every year. Know people there, not expensive. Very chilled.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 19:36, Reply)
I like Hollywell bay there are some nice apartments there just next to the pub
no phone signal and spend all day surfing
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 19:39, Reply)
I like Sennen.
I used to go out with a girl from Sennen Cove.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 19:43, Reply)
Sennan is a ball ache to get parking.
Cape cornwall is just down the road, I remember back in the 90's being stoned and watching the most perfect storm there
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 19:45, Reply)
Cape Cornwall?
You mean Land's End?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 19:46, Reply)
Yep it's a few miles down from Sennan
they have a golf course and shit
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 19:47, Reply)
I know it well.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 19:48, Reply)
Me and a few friends set up camp for a night in an old ruined cottage that was part of the tin mining
industry the storm we saw that night is still one of the most breath taking memories I have.


But then again the drugs and alcohol we consumed that night may be a contributory factor
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 19:51, Reply)
Remember that total eclipse back in 99? Might have been 2000 actually?
I was there. It was cloudy. Couldn't see the sun at all. It got darker for a couple of minutes. It was 'fucking shit'.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 19:55, Reply)
I'm sure it was 2000 :(
my son was born in 1998, I had such plans for that year
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 19:57, Reply)
it was '99
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Solar_eclipse_of_August_11,_1999
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 19:58, Reply)
I still had plans for new years 2000
Probs one of the only times I regretted being married and being tied down.
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 20:01, Reply)
New Year 2000 I was raving my tits off.
Me and a mate had a dozen Mitsubishis between us to last us over Xmas and Hogmanay.

Fucking brilliant pills.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 20:03, Reply)
:(
I hate you
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 20:05, Reply)
I know.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 20:05, Reply)
My lost youth
*sighs*
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 20:08, Reply)
I had some great MDMA the other week for that Weatherall gig.
Didn't get home until 6:30 in the morning.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 20:10, Reply)
course you did

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 19:45, Reply)
I really did. Believe it or not.
What a peculiar thing to make up.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 19:47, Reply)
went out with a girl yeah?
Course you did.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 19:49, Reply)
Well, I've got to give my arsehole a rest every now and again, don't I?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 19:50, Reply)
I don't surf. I like Polperro as I've been going there for many years, the pubs are good, the harbour is lovely, can great weather, mackerel fishing is ace etc.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 19:46, Reply)
Constantine is worth a visit, beautiful beach

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 19:47, Reply)
Once I get to Polperro the car gets parked for the week & stay local.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 19:48, Reply)
^THIS^

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 19:52, Reply)
I can't remember, it's in the calendar.
But I might have to move the date anyway. So let me know ASAP and if needs be, I'll pull the plug on it.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 19:35, Reply)
I'm waiting for micro's mother to tell me the dates of her trip again. Once she has I'll text you for expediency.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 19:37, Reply)
The calendar suggests the 17th August.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 19:38, Reply)
wait, where is jeff stock, that is after i start 9 to five life, i could conceivably attend

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 9 Jul 2013, 19:53, Reply)
It's all in the calendar.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 20:00, Reply)
I DON'T LIKE IT ON CALENDAR, THEY ARE HORRID BULLIES.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 9 Jul 2013, 20:07, Reply)
Micro is in Scotland 13th to 20th of August. That could work very well. I have a few days in Cornwall, then hit Brizzle on my way back. Then have a couple of days to recover before micro returns.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 19:59, Reply)
Is it because you like it up the MARRSehole?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 19:32, Reply)
i like this
and when I say this I mean things in my arsehole clearly
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 19:32, Reply)
becasue you can't afford champagne

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 19:32, Reply)
I had a £300 bottle of champs once.
It smelled of cabbage.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 19:34, Reply)
I really dislike Champagne Moet can GTFO

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 19:35, Reply)
I have a bottle of Moet in my kitchen.
Chicks dig it.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 19:36, Reply)
people who pronounce it moe-ay are flids

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 19:40, Reply)
You know what I had on Friday night?
Some Auchentoshan Three Wood.

Fucking lovely.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 19:42, Reply)
GHEY
Some Auchentoshan +s
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 19:43, Reply)
very nice

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 19:43, Reply)
It very much is.
Right up your street as whiskies go.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 19:45, Reply)
then i am a flid,
how should it be pronounced? fix my ignorant mouth.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 9 Jul 2013, 19:43, Reply)
mwet.
The t ain't silent
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 19:44, Reply)
well i never,
colour me informed
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 9 Jul 2013, 19:51, Reply)
here to help, dear boy

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 19:52, Reply)
i had a posh cunt try to tell me that jagermeister is pronounced
jay-ga-mister, and that he'd spent his gap year in germany so it must be true.
He was clearly being taken the piss out of by whoever had the misfortune to cross his path.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 9 Jul 2013, 19:55, Reply)
haha wot a nob

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 19:56, Reply)
red slacks and a blue shirt under tweed and all.
classic oxford nobber. I bet his name was Winston Smythe-jones esq
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 9 Jul 2013, 19:57, Reply)
: (

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 19:58, Reply)
Nahhhhhhh....Don't listen to them Winston you're alright

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 19:59, Reply)
MARRston

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 20:01, Reply)
+ the 3rd

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 20:03, Reply)
hi Winston!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 19:59, Reply)

MWAHAHAHA
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 20:00, Reply)
I had no idea that that stuff is only one of dozens of different similar drinks til I went to Germany
Wurzelpeter is another good one. There are fucking loads of them
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 19:58, Reply)
there are some excellent czech ones and polish varieties to.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 9 Jul 2013, 20:00, Reply)
it's a whole world of drinks I'd no idea about

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 20:02, Reply)
i was aware, but only due to being in the trade,
they're quite civilised digestives really, not horrible bomb shot drinks for cunts.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 9 Jul 2013, 20:05, Reply)
Last time I went out in the city center, one of the lads insisted on buying shots?????

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 20:07, Reply)
YUP,
but the dark heavy drinks like jager are for after dinner stomach settlers, or between course cleansers for more eating really.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 9 Jul 2013, 20:09, Reply)
I drink a lot
but not in that DOWN IT rugger way
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 20:12, Reply)
me too,
i really rarely drink spirits if i'm honest, i'd rather drink slow all day, than get loopy.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 9 Jul 2013, 20:17, Reply)
I have taken a few clients out for (MIDDAY) dinner*
and follow a simple rule, beer whilst waiting for the table, wine during the meal and a short to finish off. unfortunately I have been the driver for the last three times I feel cheated especially as it was me that paid for it**

*Anything that involves 3 courses is dinner regardless of the time
**On the company credit card
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 20:14, Reply)
sounds alright,

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 9 Jul 2013, 20:16, Reply)
Worst thing is the Hilton is only a short stagger to my house :(
I want to be the one that gets to go home and have a siesta after a large mid-day meal :(
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 20:18, Reply)
You forgot port with the cheese course.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 20:17, Reply)
I don't do suites
always cheese with a good brandy,
they can order what the fuck they want, but cheese plate and brandy for me......if only I wasn't the one driving
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 20:21, Reply)
I knew you were one of the good guys

(I helped save b3ta! wanderlust, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 20:28, Reply)
oh I'm logged in as lusty

(I helped save b3ta! wanderlust, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 20:29, Reply)
:(

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 20:40, Reply)
PANDERS :D

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 20:40, Reply)
I'm one of life's sippers.
I tend to like my drinks straight apart from gin too.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 20:11, Reply)
This is precisely it.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 20:13, Reply)
the number of times I've been asked if I want ice in cognac is insane.
The whole design of the glass is to aid warming. Ice? Wankers
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 20:17, Reply)
I only have ice in whisky if I'm drinking it somewhere crowded and hot.
There are very few whiskies which need water, and fewer which are best with ice.

Philistines.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 20:18, Reply)
All I will say is that you can sip very quickly...

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 20:20, Reply)
hahahah fair cop guv

(I helped save b3ta! wanderlust, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 20:27, Reply)
People who drink it are twats. Much better champagnes are available for less money.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 19:47, Reply)
you know what battered,
you're right, but it isn't the job of the idiot to learn about products, it is just to consume whatever is marketed properly for their demographic. Give moet their dues, they sell a fuck ton more champagne than a lot of other vineyards.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 9 Jul 2013, 19:56, Reply)
Agreed. Can't not really, given I work in marketing/ advertising.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 20:01, Reply)
i always like that, despite the huge popularity of the jager bomb (see convo above)
that Jager and Red Bull refuse to be associated with eachother in any way. And no matter how hard Monster try, the go to is always jager and red bull.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 9 Jul 2013, 20:06, Reply)
It just sounds like Pernod and black
I think I destroyed a carpet from throwing up that ghastly mixture
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 20:16, Reply)
ah, good old shitty water.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 9 Jul 2013, 20:24, Reply)
I would rather forget about that incident

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 20:26, Reply)
I cannot go anywhere near pastis

(I helped save b3ta! wanderlust, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 20:26, Reply)
Avoid Cornwall.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 20:26, Reply)
lol

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 20:30, Reply)
pastis
bluuuuuueeeeeerrrgggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

alright Lusty
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 9 Jul 2013, 20:29, Reply)
nah it's me pal
switched from phone to laptop and didn't check who was signed in
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 20:30, Reply)
oh, well, alright montso

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 9 Jul 2013, 20:35, Reply)
yeah man alright

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 20:37, Reply)
What an Al.

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 20:38, Reply)
Good evening Lusty
I hope you're helping to keep Monty's spirits up

He's been acting like a kicked dog since 3pm
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 20:38, Reply)
she is at work :(

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 20:42, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2012181
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 20:43, Reply)
Did you check out the jacket my son asked me toget him at the top of the page?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 20:44, Reply)
dope, G

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 20:45, Reply)
Old skool look to it......
I'm not impressed by sportswear in general...but he will drop it right
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 20:49, Reply)
Oh, is this where everyone's hiding?
I'm sat at the bottom of the thread by myself, like a twat.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 9 Jul 2013, 20:45, Reply)
silly b3the,
tuesday is sub thread night.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 9 Jul 2013, 20:48, Reply)
also, we thought a real girl had posted so we were being gentleman and saying hello.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 9 Jul 2013, 20:48, Reply)
There are no real girls on the interweb.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 9 Jul 2013, 20:49, Reply)
It's like Max Headroom

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 20:52, Reply)
Lies and lies

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 20:53, Reply)

They usually make it with spring onions along with the mashed potatoes but cabbage would work in a famine, I suppose.

In a bottle?
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 19:41, Reply)
...

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 19:44, Reply)
why is the longest thread of the day the evening prick thread?
Is it because we are all that lonely?
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 9 Jul 2013, 20:15, Reply)
I just went to check out the fancy new gym/personal trainer I'm about to sign my life up to
Quite scared now
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 20:20, Reply)
Typical fat bird innit.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 20:22, Reply)
i fucking hate the personal trainers at my gym,
they stalk around looking for new clients, harrasing me in the middle of a workout to see how i am, not because they give a shit, but because they'tre checking if i want to sign up. As good as they probably are, i just wish they'd get the point that i just want to come in, lift and go home.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 9 Jul 2013, 20:22, Reply)
They are far too lazy at my virgin
God help you if you need a bit of assistance with a machine. But this place is proper scary fancy, I have to see a physio, dietician and personal trainer 4 times a week for 8 weeks. Eek.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 20:29, Reply)
*virgin fives*

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 9 Jul 2013, 20:30, Reply)
^ Ginger no shocker^

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 20:54, Reply)
on a serious note,
my one is very well decked out, the gear is all fantastic, and they have a great weight section etc, and i imagine if you were on a program you'd do really well with them, but they clearly only get paid by the client or something as they are like vultures.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 9 Jul 2013, 20:32, Reply)
Do they have a virgin in Oxford now? When I was there, they didn't
Thing is, if you know what you are doing, as I think you do, it's annoying. Like "may I help you" in a shop
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 20:35, Reply)
i wouldn't mind advice on form for lift, as even with mirrors you can't see all round you,
or the offer of a spot on the bench, but i get more help with that sort of thing from other members.

yeah, used to be Esporta on the woodstock road, it's a virgin now.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 9 Jul 2013, 20:38, Reply)
Ah yes they bought esporta a little while ago
You is correct
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 20:40, Reply)
i quite like that despite the fact they've stripped nearly all evidience that esporta ever existed,
the hair dryers still have the little esporta S to mark the temperature.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 9 Jul 2013, 20:47, Reply)
Even Weston has a Virgin Active now.
I haven't ventured there though. Aside from the fact that it looks like it might involve 'exercise', I bet I couldn't afford so much as a locker rental in that place.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 9 Jul 2013, 20:41, Reply)
lockers are free,
but you have to bring your own padlock, or buy one from them, for a fiver.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 9 Jul 2013, 20:46, Reply)
Then my assumption was correct.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 9 Jul 2013, 20:49, Reply)

umption was correct is massive
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 20:56, Reply)
sometimes hartley, your immature strike throughs really lift my spirits.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 9 Jul 2013, 21:01, Reply)
May I help you?
'Yeah, can you pick this up for me, it's fucking heavy'.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 21:04, Reply)
you joke young jeff, but i've had to do the embarassing, drop the weight on my chest and roll it on to my knees and sit up with a failed lift.
if one of them was on the ball, they'd have spotted me.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 9 Jul 2013, 21:05, Reply)
Greggs is not a gym.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 20:22, Reply)
Do not get me started on that cunt!!!

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 20:27, Reply)
I know I certainly am.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 9 Jul 2013, 20:30, Reply)
I'm still at work my head hurts I want to die

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 20:22, Reply)
is your office high enough in the building for a pavement nose dive?

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 9 Jul 2013, 20:23, Reply)
Gluey \o/

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 20:25, Reply)
I'm off to watch that Will Smith program in a minute or 7
the one where he plays a Sarf London copper
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 20:50, Reply)
I started a thread

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 21:05, Reply)

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