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Delivering anything other than goods physically is a grotesque waste of time, fuel and resources. Paper post should and will go the way of the cheque soon enough.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 10 Jul 2013, 10:57, 4 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Hahahahahahahahah, I had a company ask if they could settle their bill by cheque recently.
I laughed down the phone and then had to apologise because he was being serious.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 10 Jul 2013, 11:01, Reply)

My sister still uses cheques
But then she is an imbecile.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 10 Jul 2013, 11:03, Reply)

Is she as pretty as you?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 10 Jul 2013, 11:10, Reply)

there is a two bags joke here somewhere
but i don't think i'm the man for the job
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 10 Jul 2013, 11:21, Reply)

Call me old-fashioned
But I think taking the time to cut out the letters individually from a newspaper to spell out your message of hate is far more effective than a rude tweet.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 10 Jul 2013, 11:01, Reply)

I had to order a new chequebook to pay for my new driving licence.
I haven't had a chequebook for ten years but the bloody DVLA wouldn't take any other form of payment in my situation.

Now I've got 99 cheques that are never going to do anything but take up drawer space.
( Kroney, Wed 10 Jul 2013, 11:03, Reply)

I still use cheques.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Wed 10 Jul 2013, 11:03, Reply)

Fuck's sake.
Still, I bet Tangles is still attempting to pay for things using X amount of goats.
( Kroney, Wed 10 Jul 2013, 11:05, Reply)

Don't be silly, who carries a load of goats around with them in this day and age?
No, I prefer your more modern methods, like the tally stick.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 10 Jul 2013, 11:07, Reply)

stick

whacker

HAHAHAAHAHAHA
( Kroney, Wed 10 Jul 2013, 11:24, Reply)