I lack the talent, energy or fitness to play sport, apart from going running.
Football. Fucking shit. Dull. Pointless.
Golf. Used to play. Gave up.
Tennis. See football above.
Rugby. Love it.
Cricket. Love it.
Horse racing. One of the best things to watch ever invented.
Squash. Stupid.
Snooker. Boring.
Athletics. Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.
Hockey. Why?
Polo. Upper class bullshit.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 11 Jul 2013, 8:18, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

you do look like a rugby ball

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 11 Jul 2013, 8:19, Reply)

What about dwarf tossing?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 11 Jul 2013, 8:19, Reply)

Wanking those of limited growth, is NOT a sport.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Thu 11 Jul 2013, 8:23, Reply)

what I have a gold MARRdal in it

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 11 Jul 2013, 8:25, Reply)

He can only watch that in a mirror

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 11 Jul 2013, 8:23, Reply)

I agree re athletics.
It's kids who haven't grown up since school sport day. Although I excelled in the Spacehopper race.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Thu 11 Jul 2013, 8:22, Reply)