As much as I think this parody is hilarious,
I'm a huge fan of fantasy, and your above statement that no other writers have created vibrant and believable fantasy worlds is poppycock
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 11 Jul 2013, 9:08, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Good morning

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 11 Jul 2013, 9:08, Reply)

Hi there

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 11 Jul 2013, 9:13, Reply)

Are you well?
Apart from the beer flu, of course.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 11 Jul 2013, 9:14, Reply)

I have to get my phone fixed, and then I have to get my car fixed, and then I have to go to the gym,
And they all involve talking to people that I don't want anything to do with and it makes me sad.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 11 Jul 2013, 9:23, Reply)

Can you not do all those things online now?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 11 Jul 2013, 9:26, Reply)

i get my car fixed online all them

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 11 Jul 2013, 9:28, Reply)

In English, please.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 11 Jul 2013, 9:30, Reply)

I reckon I can get the phone done online,
But a new tyre is a fairly physical problem, and I can't push cash through my router to my account.

Or is this a subtle link to yesterday's discussion of the death of paper mail?
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 11 Jul 2013, 9:28, Reply)

Oh, and the bank.
My day is going to be full of plebs
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 11 Jul 2013, 9:26, Reply)

I'm just being 'controversial', dear boy. It's 'what I do'.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 11 Jul 2013, 9:10, Reply)

Well, I'm taking an opposing stance and getting grumpy because I'm hungover and my phone is broke,
Meaning I have to go and speak to the fucking morons at Shitphone shithouse
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 11 Jul 2013, 9:12, Reply)

I got absolutely trounced last night.
Consequently my wee smells really quite worryingly bad this morning.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 11 Jul 2013, 9:13, Reply)

Is it bacon-y?
When I have a heavy night my wee smells bacon-y
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 11 Jul 2013, 9:14, Reply)

It smells like a cross between roast chicken crisps, varnish and organ failure.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 11 Jul 2013, 9:23, Reply)

Aaaaah....Pisto!

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 11 Jul 2013, 9:28, Reply)

I haven't sniffed my wee,
But the smell coming from arse might actually be dangerous to plants and animals
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 11 Jul 2013, 9:16, Reply)

my wee is asparagus wee

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 11 Jul 2013, 9:17, Reply)

NO ONE FUCKING ASKED YOU DID THEY YOU CUNT?
But yeah, the cricket eh? I'm not working so I might watch it all day
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 11 Jul 2013, 9:21, Reply)

sounds like a plan, lets hope we rattle them out

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 11 Jul 2013, 9:27, Reply)

Asperger's WEE more like
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 11 Jul 2013, 9:23, Reply)