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Do you swim in the sea often?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 11 Jul 2013, 13:15, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Not if there is a Japanese ship around

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 11 Jul 2013, 13:17, Reply)

No.
I'm a shockingly bad swimmer. Never really learned, so I just sort of flounder a bit.
Also, if I go in the sea, people keep trying to refloat me.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 11 Jul 2013, 13:18, Reply)

See I'm about as far from the sea as you can get in England
so anytime I'm near the sea I have to go in, regardless of how cold it might be.
I bloody love swimming in the sea.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 11 Jul 2013, 13:20, Reply)

I like being *in* the water, as long as I feel safe.
But Weston doesn't actually have any sea. Lots of sand, but very little water. The sea is so far out most of the time that you'd get stuck in the mud well before you hit water.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 11 Jul 2013, 13:23, Reply)

My only memory of visiting Weston once as a child is getting stuck in mud.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 11 Jul 2013, 13:25, Reply)

Every single year without fail
some twat gets stuck and has to be rescued by teh lifeguard hovercraft.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 11 Jul 2013, 13:26, Reply)