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This afternoon is dragging, Findus
And I'm here until 5. Also, I asked Mrs Hats if I could spend £2500 on a guitar today and she said no. The BITCH.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 14:40,
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Divorce her.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 14:41,
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I fucking well should
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 14:41,
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That's well out of order.
I mean - that's sod all compared with, say, car prices.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 14:41,
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I know!!
She just doesn't get me. Apparently I can get it, but "not now". Fucks sake.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 14:42,
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I'm starting to have serious doubts about this woman TH.
I mean just how selfish can one person be?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 14:43,
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We're going to have a serious talk this evening
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 14:44,
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Give me her number - I'll sort this out, don't you worry.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 14:45,
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Thx babe x
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 14:46,
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Yeah, kill her.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 12 Jul 2013, 14:41,
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But then who will I have sex at?
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 14:42,
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There's websites for all sorts now.
Handsome man like you with 2 kids and no hair will be rolling in sex.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 12 Jul 2013, 14:44,
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You're right...I AM quite the catch
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 14:46,
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More so if you're a widower
And you'll get to find out how many of your wife's friends fancy you
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 14:48,
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Widower than what?
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 14:51,
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Than all of them, Twoey
You are definitely the widowiest
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 14:53,
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He could be a widowlicker
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 14:55,
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Aw, thx hun x
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 14:55,
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np bbz xx
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