b3ta.com qotw
You are not logged in. Login or Signup
Home » Question of the Week » Off Topic » Post 2015189 | Search
This is a question Off Topic

Are you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.

(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
Pages: Latest, 836, 835, 834, 833, 832, ... 1

« Go Back | Popular

Swipey's undercrackers - granny hampers, g floss or commando to keep the gorilla salad fresh? Discuss...
Alt: Have you got a fav pair and why?

Alt Alt: When is acceptable to slope off on a hot sunny Friday?
(I helped save b3ta! b3tz, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 14:17, 188 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2015043
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 14:18, Reply)
* drinky hand gesture *

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 14:22, Reply)
This your comedy account is it?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 14:25, Reply)
I have no sock puppets. I've lost the password for the only other account I had

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 14:26, Reply)
Have you tried the password
'Shed' ?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 15:01, Reply)
EXCUSE ME.
We use the phrase 'acceptable to Vietnamese person off on a hot sunny Friday' these days, thank you very much. It's not the 1970s you know.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 14:27, Reply)
I bet he's a sambo.
Bloody jigaboos.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 14:29, Reply)
why would anyone want to discuss this?
oh wait. they wouldn't.

alt: why would anyone want to hear about a b3tan's sweaty nutsack storage pouch? oh wait. they wouldn't!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 14:30, Reply)
29.5c in out office and counting
Lucky I went to the pub really
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 14:30, Reply)
Lunchtime drinking makes me want to sleep.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 14:31, Reply)
i went for falafel
thought i was being good having them with a salad, not a big pitta and cheese wrap.

then we saw the dude opposite us with a mcflurry. so that was pudding.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 14:34, Reply)
you stole someone's mcslurry?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 14:49, Reply)
WHAT DO I SAY ABOUT SHARING FOOD AND LEFTOVERS?
i bought my own. fished out all the crunchie bits. threw the rest away. i always do that.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 14:54, Reply)
Why didn't you just buy a Crunchie?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 14:59, Reply)
It is Friday

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 15:02, Reply)
because crunchie smashed up into ice cream with chocolate sauce is BETTER

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 15:03, Reply)
The answer to this was given previously on more than one occasion.
b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1887049
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 14:30, Reply)
Alt Alt: I'm leaving in a little under half an hour

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 14:31, Reply)
I have the day off today. Took micro to the zoo this morning. Excellent.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 14:32, Reply)
how on earth did you get out?

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 14:35, Reply)
I ran away from the orangatans as they reminded me of you & kept running.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 14:39, Reply)
hahahahaha
i'm just picturing you. running.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 14:41, Reply)
It's not a pretty sight, but then, neither are you.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 14:45, Reply)
ONLY ONE OF THESE STATEMENTS IS CORRECT

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 14:53, Reply)
You just put this song in my head
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZZHteISQ-bw
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 14:36, Reply)
You just put this song in my head
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ViW47oCeOlg
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 14:41, Reply)
Anyone else get any good song inspirations from Battered's post here?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 14:47, Reply)
this is what I'd like to do to him
www.youtube.com/watch?v=gNhN6lT-y5U
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 14:50, Reply)
Well those young men seem as though they have a lot of pent up anger.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 14:52, Reply)
they really are awful
AA likes them I believe
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 14:55, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=qJG9EZF2wJg
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 14:54, Reply)
He was quite something, that fellow.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 15:13, Reply)
Have you seen 'Hated'?
Worth a watch. He was a giant prick really, but there aren't too many people like him.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 15:30, Reply)
I haven't actually.
I need to get a new computer so I can steal things like that off the internet.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 15:31, Reply)
I AM IN THE PUB.
It's quite nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 12 Jul 2013, 14:37, Reply)
:o(
I'm cropping product photography to provide detail shots to go on our website as secondary images.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 14:39, Reply)
Although, I've been at the bar for a good 5 minutes and no one has appeared to serve me.
There was a fat chuck who served the first pint, she's probably off eating somewhere.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 12 Jul 2013, 14:41, Reply)
Can't you just help yourself?
If anyone says anything, say you're in the trade and you could have them fired if you wanted.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 14:43, Reply)
It's considered bad form to enter an unknown bar without an invite.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 12 Jul 2013, 14:45, Reply)
Worse than ignoring your customers?
FUCK 'EM
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 14:46, Reply)
So yeah, she turned up and served me, apologised for the wait,
She was changing a barrel apparently, I can forgive that.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 12 Jul 2013, 14:48, Reply)
Changing a barrel?
EATING A...FUCKING....PIE OR SOMETHING!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 14:49, Reply)
like vampires?

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 14:58, Reply)
No, he hates them

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 15:00, Reply)
Nut her in the gunt when she reappears.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 14:44, Reply)
Something tells me this one ain't gonna reappear until she turns up dead in a pub toilet across town in a week or two.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 14:46, Reply)
Ha, I'm actually in the death pub.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 12 Jul 2013, 14:47, Reply)
They always return to the scene

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 14:49, Reply)
Be careful how many you put on...

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 14:43, Reply)
This afternoon is dragging, Findus
And I'm here until 5. Also, I asked Mrs Hats if I could spend £2500 on a guitar today and she said no. The BITCH.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 14:40, Reply)
Divorce her.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 14:41, Reply)
I fucking well should

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 14:41, Reply)
That's well out of order.
I mean - that's sod all compared with, say, car prices.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 14:41, Reply)
I know!!
She just doesn't get me. Apparently I can get it, but "not now". Fucks sake.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 14:42, Reply)
I'm starting to have serious doubts about this woman TH.
I mean just how selfish can one person be?
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 14:43, Reply)
We're going to have a serious talk this evening

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 14:44, Reply)
Give me her number - I'll sort this out, don't you worry.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 14:45, Reply)
Thx babe x

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 14:46, Reply)
Yeah, kill her.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 12 Jul 2013, 14:41, Reply)
But then who will I have sex at?

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 14:42, Reply)
There's websites for all sorts now.
Handsome man like you with 2 kids and no hair will be rolling in sex.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 12 Jul 2013, 14:44, Reply)
You're right...I AM quite the catch

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 14:46, Reply)
More so if you're a widower
And you'll get to find out how many of your wife's friends fancy you
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 14:48, Reply)
Widower than what?

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 14:51, Reply)
Than all of them, Twoey
You are definitely the widowiest
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 14:53, Reply)
He could be a widowlicker

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 14:55, Reply)
Aw, thx hun x

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 14:55, Reply)
np bbz xx

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 14:55, Reply)
alt: I don't own any of Swipes undercrackers, nevermind a favourite pair
alt:alt: When you have finished all your work and the boss has given his blessing
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 14:44, Reply)
Well, I've been for a stroll around Uxbridge.
I have received a visit from Betty *shifts uncomfortably*
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 14:48, Reply)
you're blobbing?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 14:51, Reply)

b3ta.com/talk/7509385
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 14:52, Reply)
You have it precisely.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 14:56, Reply)
ah, the SCOD

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 14:53, Reply)
Sweaty Cunt Of Death?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 14:56, Reply)
Crack

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 14:58, Reply)
Go on then
It is Friday, after all
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 14:58, Reply)
oh

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 14:58, Reply)
HAHAHAHA, Uxbridge

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 14:53, Reply)
What was it you wanted me to guess this morning, then?
It's quiet, so you might as well get it off your chest.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 14:57, Reply)
No you have to guess THAT THE WHOLEPOINT

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 14:58, Reply)
PLACE YOU BETS NOOOOW!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 15:01, Reply)
Is it cake?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 15:01, Reply)
It's good but it's not quite right

(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 15:11, Reply)
7?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 15:01, Reply)
That's the His and Hers matching luggage set

(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 15:12, Reply)
YM's stinking glory hole?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 15:01, Reply)
That's a blockbuster!

(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 15:13, Reply)
I'll give you a clue if you like

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 15:13, Reply)
Go on.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 15:15, Reply)
I went for a pub lunch there a few weeks back with Lusty's family.
Pub was OK, canalside job, decent beef rib etc, but the town itself, ye gods what a fucking hole.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 14:59, Reply)
It was alright till kroney moved there

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 15:00, Reply)
I don't live there, I work there.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 15:14, Reply)
I think think of two near Uxbridge town centre
The Malt Shovel, which og and I go to relatively frequently and the Swan and Bottle.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 15:15, Reply)
It was the latter IIRC

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 15:25, Reply)
Yeah, it doesn't show off the best of Uxbridge's extremely limited charms.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 15:28, Reply)
I'm running an experiment
It's been 21 Mins. since I turned off my office air conditioning unit and am now feeling a little uncomfortable, I will turn it back on way before Betty shows up
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 15:08, Reply)
30.0c and rising here
*wilts*
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 15:18, Reply)

0.0c feet high

Yeah, Eye know
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 15:19, Reply)
What shall I do tonight? Lusty is working.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 15:11, Reply)
join up with my stag do in East London

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 15:13, Reply)
I'd come out for a couple.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 15:15, Reply)
Your personal stag do?
What the hell, man. I thought we were tight.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 15:16, Reply)
nah mate's innit...I can't be arsed if I'm honest

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 15:17, Reply)
Yer, Don't invite him to the next BBQ as punishment

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 15:18, Reply)
Depeche Mode'szzzzzzzzzzzz

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 15:23, Reply)
Someone to be your friend....

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 15:28, Reply)
Monce check it out..........look, look.
I have finally got on the popular page for /talk

b3ta.com/talk/popular/

Could life get any better than this????
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 15:13, Reply)
Yours? I doubt it.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 15:14, Reply)
\o/
"TOP OFF THE WORLD MA"
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 15:16, Reply)
What?

(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 15:23, Reply)
James Cagney lyric dear boy

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 15:25, Reply)
No it isn't

(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 15:27, Reply)
??????

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 15:30, Reply)
Has the smell of ISIHAC clinging to it, if you ask me

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 15:40, Reply)
Angrywank

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 15:15, Reply)
Pop round for a pint on your way home we can go to the Czech place. £3 a pint.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 15:15, Reply)
ok

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 15:17, Reply)
Ill meet you there about 7.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 15:18, Reply)
done

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 15:18, Reply)
come to the baywatch 80s night with me and the geordie girls

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 15:15, Reply)
the fucking what with the who?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 15:19, Reply)
is that a no?!

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 15:28, Reply)
Christian "The OC" O'Connnel is giving away a shed with £15ks worth of stuff to put in it

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 15:12, Reply)
I would like nothing more than to keep 'The OC' captive for several years,
in a room without light or sanitation, and only letting him out occasionally to submit him to a sickening regime of torture and degradation.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 15:14, Reply)
What, your DJ set?

(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 15:15, Reply)
Worse than that - Plumdozer's.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 15:15, Reply)
Making him listen to his own show then?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 15:15, Reply)
it's banterrific though?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 15:17, Reply)
He is *such* a character!!! What is he liiiike eh?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 15:18, Reply)
He's like a tedious, braying horsefaced wankstain.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 15:18, Reply)
Is he the camp one that does a Radio 1 morning show???
If so I accidentally switched stations to him the other month, put me right off my Brahms
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 15:21, Reply)
He's not camp - just an utter fucking cunt.
I suspect you might be thinking of 'Nick Grimshaw', who seems to be a monumental woofter.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 15:22, Reply)
Fuck knows, I pressed the wrong button on the steering column
and had to listen to some prick on radio 1 longest 5 seconds of my life
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 15:24, Reply)
I really must learn how the voice controls work

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 15:28, Reply)
No good
Someone cuts you up, you shout "CUNT!" and exactly the same thing happens.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 15:35, Reply)
Haha V/good
To keep my rage intact I only ever listen to Classic FM when I'm in the car by myself.
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 15:39, Reply)
Voice controls are easy
What happens is you say something and something happens...

HTH
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 15:48, Reply)
It means programming them and actually reading the instructions
when all the buttons are on the steering wheel or the driver columns
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 15:51, Reply)
KNICKERS!!!
2 hours to go. The boss just came in with a load of ice lollies though. Nice.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 15:13, Reply)
Maybe I'll just get a Z4.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 15:21, Reply)
Get a C5

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 15:21, Reply)
Fuck, You SUNK MY BATTLESHIP

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 15:22, Reply)
I had two those. First was. 3 litre auto (53 plate) and then a Z4 M (06).
The M was SAVAGE. great fun.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 15:23, Reply)
why would you get an automatic, are you some kind of old woman?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 15:23, Reply)
Driving in London. Stop start. Stop start.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 15:24, Reply)
did you have polio as a child that withered your left left to a twig?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 15:25, Reply)
Nope.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 15:26, Reply)
I was thinking of the 3 litre hardtop.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 15:27, Reply)
The coupe or the newer model convertible?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 15:28, Reply)
The previous model coupe.
They look like the Batmobile.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 15:29, Reply)
much better looking than the new one which is awful

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 15:32, Reply)
WHAT IS THE CLUE FOR THE GUESSING GAME

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 15:34, Reply)
it's small green and is surprisingly heavy

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 15:36, Reply)
Kermit the Frog's left bollock?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 15:36, Reply)
Is it a plaster cast of Monty's toucan-cock?

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 15:36, Reply)
WHICH I DON'T *ACTUALLY* HAVE, ACTUALLY

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 15:37, Reply)
sorry, what are we guessing again?
Kermit the 19th Century German Philosopher.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 15:42, Reply)
you're guessing my thing

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 15:46, Reply)
small and green sounds right
surprisingly heavy is probably cock cancer.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 17:27, Reply)
My boss has a Morgan that looks *exactly* like the Batmobile

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 15:33, Reply)
The cross eyed Morgan? That's a £100k car.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 15:38, Reply)
Yep, he also has a Lancia Integrale and an Aston DB4

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 15:48, Reply)
O_O
I wanna be a jew fuck online retailer :(
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 15:49, Reply)
Great in black or in white with a big stripe down the middle

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 15:33, Reply)
I wouldn't mind one of the convertibles as I'd be driving to Florence next year.
But they can cost up to 5 grand to replace, which is about half to a third of the value of the car, these days. That makes me go ouch.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 15:36, Reply)
Makes me go zzzzz

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 15:37, Reply)
The roofs are pretty robust though. Shouldn't need to replace one.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 15:37, Reply)
he should be more worried about the amount
of reverse gears he will get through
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 15:40, Reply)
Hm. The one thing making me pause on the coupe is the lack of a sunroof.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 15:41, Reply)
If the aircon works you don't need one.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 15:44, Reply)
That's not the point of a sunroof.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 16:08, Reply)
I was thinking of your mum's tits.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 15:32, Reply)
Z3M

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 15:23, Reply)
but you ordered a Z10M by mistake?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 15:34, Reply)
He got a ZX81 with a 30 foot power cable.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 15:35, Reply)
They used to get a load of downsers to do the gardens at my office
but now they use these automatic lawnmower things. So I guess my point is this...retards or robots?
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 15:27, Reply)
Or.....ROBO-TARDS!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 15:32, Reply)
EDDIE KIDD!

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 15:32, Reply)
hahahah

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 15:33, Reply)
15 minutes to Beer Friday in our office
tons of free beer we can drink at our desks.

It's a hard life.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 15:43, Reply)
yeah well I'm leaving in 15 minutes so...

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 15:44, Reply)
Fucking hell the comment page
www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-23284179
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 15:56, Reply)
It's ok
I'm sitting in the pub beer garden with a pint now.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 16:52, Reply)
Swipey's undercrackers -I'd say lacy but tasteful
Alt:- Microfibre boxers - very good at ball control and they wick away sweat.
Altalt: At any time.

Party tonight with food and a band. I won't be drunk there (I'm driving) but I intend to make up for it tomorrow.
You guys have anything planned?
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 16:57, Reply)
tasty but laceful

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 17:07, Reply)
Help me

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 17:10, Reply)
with what?

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 17:30, Reply)

« Go Back | Reply To This »

Pages: Latest, 836, 835, 834, 833, 832, ... 1