Had an offer withdrawn with no explanation after a very long drawn-out interview process...
... which was a bit of a bugger. However, I got a better-paid job in a more interesting industry with better perks a couple of months later so swings & roundabouts.
Alt: I'm still getting internet shopping delivered here for someone who left two years ago.
Altalt: Who?
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Tue 16 Jul 2013, 11:48, 2 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

did you leave the interview half way through at 5pm?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 16 Jul 2013, 11:51, Reply)

Of course...
Doesn't everyone?
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Tue 16 Jul 2013, 11:53, Reply)

'do you have any questions you'd like to ask us?'


'Yes, how much are you paying me for this interview and can I claim the bus fare back?'
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 16 Jul 2013, 11:54, Reply)

I always (with one notable exception) get travel costs paid

(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Tue 16 Jul 2013, 11:56, Reply)

"Who should my union rep contact with regards to any strike actions that may occur?"

( Kroney, Tue 16 Jul 2013, 11:57, Reply)

'I starting putting my donkey-jacket on at 4:55 - not 5. Not 4:57 . UNDERSTOOD?
If I am still on the premises at 5:01 I believe that I will turn to stone'
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 16 Jul 2013, 12:00, Reply)

Something something DIGNITY

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 16 Jul 2013, 12:04, Reply)

Deacon Blue's less...zzzzzzzz

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 16 Jul 2013, 12:08, Reply)

i get my vendor's fucking massive cheques
it hurts to forward them on sometimes
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 16 Jul 2013, 11:56, Reply)

How many chocolate bars do you buy from the machine in a day????

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 16 Jul 2013, 11:58, Reply)

huh?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 16 Jul 2013, 11:59, Reply)

How could you not get this?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 16 Jul 2013, 12:11, Reply)

you're implying i would buy chocolate from a machine
that is what hotel chocolat is for, darling
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 16 Jul 2013, 12:14, Reply)

You just bulk buy as he's filling it up then
AMIRITE
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 16 Jul 2013, 12:15, Reply)

no
i don't like common stuff like you
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 16 Jul 2013, 12:17, Reply)

haha ^UPSET^

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 16 Jul 2013, 12:22, Reply)

heque ock
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 16 Jul 2013, 12:00, Reply)

Also
ward ce

and

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Let's do this properly, lokers.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 16 Jul 2013, 12:08, Reply)

oh, badger
always with the rapey bum mallards
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 16 Jul 2013, 12:09, Reply)