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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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i bought one for my friend
hers is red and mine is blue. they didn't have any pink ones :(
(, Tue 16 Jul 2013, 12:08, 1 reply, 11 years ago)
Oh, man
Only you would buy a squash racquet based on colour.

You do know squash is quite painful and dangerous?
(, Tue 16 Jul 2013, 12:09, Reply)
i was joking!
yes, i love squash, but haven't played for years. finally i have a friend who likes it too, so we're joining a club. i did my research on racquet weight, head size etc, don't you worry.

also, dude. the speed we're going to be playing it at? not so dangerous!
(, Tue 16 Jul 2013, 12:11, Reply)
I know more people with broken noses from squash than hockey.
100% of trufax.

Does it worry you that I genuinely thought you were serious about the colour thing?
(, Tue 16 Jul 2013, 12:14, Reply)
no
because i did actually look to see if there was a colour option

if i got my nose squashed by a squash racquet, would i get a free nose job? i fucking hate my nose

(, Tue 16 Jul 2013, 12:16, Reply)
it's not usually the racquet
it's the court walls.

erm, dunno. If I had possessed breasts and a vagina all my facial resonctructive stuff would have been done NHS no question, so maybe. Fucking two-tier system innit?
(, Tue 16 Jul 2013, 12:18, Reply)
that would assume running into the walls at high speed
i'm thinking more of standing on the T and expertly flicking the ball into the corner without breaking a sweat. we'll see.

tits and no-tits?
(, Tue 16 Jul 2013, 12:21, Reply)
two-tit system.

(, Tue 16 Jul 2013, 12:23, Reply)
You don't for one minute think she is actually going to play it do you?

(, Tue 16 Jul 2013, 12:12, Reply)
of course i am
i love squash
(, Tue 16 Jul 2013, 12:16, Reply)
I stand corrected.

(, Tue 16 Jul 2013, 12:24, Reply)

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