I was born in halifax
My uncle and cousin are still there. Don't go much since my grandma died, but I always like going, it reminds me of being little. Some stunning scenery there.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 16 Jul 2013, 23:13, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

You're not wrong there.
Plus where I work is quite high up, so you get some fantastic views across the valley and over the moorlands.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 16 Jul 2013, 23:17, Reply)

I like savile park when the crocuses come out too
It's such a shame so much of the town centre is run down, such pretty buildings
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 16 Jul 2013, 23:18, Reply)

Do you think Battered ever uses that phrase? Or does he say 'when I was very young'?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 16 Jul 2013, 23:18, Reply)

says the man an inch shorter than him.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 16 Jul 2013, 23:20, Reply)

ACTUALLY
Tangers reckons I'm taller than Battso. But not by much.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 16 Jul 2013, 23:22, Reply)

nope, you've both posted your heights and you're shorted.
tangl;es is a fucking beanpole, so you're both way down from him.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 16 Jul 2013, 23:23, Reply)

Until the day that Battered and I stand back to back and someone checks, I'll go with the viewpoint of someone who has actually met the both of us.
I mean, that seems like the most sensible course of action.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 16 Jul 2013, 23:25, Reply)

What, and the hamster wriggles from your butt to his?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 16 Jul 2013, 23:26, Reply)

why the massive denial? you a short man, possibly the shortest here.
all this 'average height' bullshit is like a guy with a small dick trying to fool himself...
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 16 Jul 2013, 23:29, Reply)

why all the h8ing?
Why do you feel the need to paint me as the shortest man here? Which is Gonz, by all accounts.

Maybe if I grew a mohican I would look a bit taller, eh?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 16 Jul 2013, 23:30, Reply)

you couldn't carry it off.
'night.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 16 Jul 2013, 23:32, Reply)

Work want me to go to Halifax.
I have yet to find a decent hotel.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 16 Jul 2013, 23:23, Reply)

Good luck there.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 16 Jul 2013, 23:24, Reply)

I found some sort of castle type thing
But I'd need to book all of the rooms, which would put me over the allowed expense for the night.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 16 Jul 2013, 23:26, Reply)

Speaking of castles, I saw the perfect period property in York for my next house.
I know it's not a castle, but it's close enough for me:

www.zoopla.co.uk/for-sale/details/26532968
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 16 Jul 2013, 23:29, Reply)

Makes sense.
York has absolutely no history whatsoever of flooding.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 16 Jul 2013, 23:31, Reply)

I thought precisely the same thing.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 16 Jul 2013, 23:32, Reply)

Have a look round Elland and/or Brighouse.
They're just down the road and nearer the motorway, so they should have a bit more choice.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 16 Jul 2013, 23:30, Reply)

Motorway?
God, I'm not driving.

If work can't get me there in a plane or on a train I'm not going.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 16 Jul 2013, 23:32, Reply)

In which case, how about Hebden Bridge.
It's a nice little town 10-15 minutes from Halifax by train, you might even pass through it on the way there.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 16 Jul 2013, 23:39, Reply)

Thanks.
I shall investigate.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 16 Jul 2013, 23:40, Reply)