I fucken love Italy, me.
I am so bored. I might go to the 'Spoons for a beer.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 10:00, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

nothing is so boring that it excuses wetherspoons

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 10:01, Reply)

My inlaws call it 'Wutherspoons' and I've no idea why
Every time they say it, it sets my teeth on edge. Am I being trolled?
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 10:02, Reply)

Are they from Lancashire?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 10:05, Reply)

Nope
It doesn't make sense
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 10:06, Reply)

it sounds like a very vicious form of trolling
bring out the shovels, it's the only way
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 10:05, Reply)

That'll learn 'em.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 10:06, Reply)

That's sound advice, thank you Rachel

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 10:06, Reply)

Don't you live in London?
Surely there are actual proper pubs open at this time in your wonderous metropolis?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 10:03, Reply)

Spoons at Tower Bridge is the nearest pub that's open.
This one charges £4 for a pint of cooking lager.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 10:06, Reply)

The one near me is £2.15 a pint.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 10:06, Reply)

I know.
Who wants to go in an expensive Wetherspoons?

I am quite partial to a large mixed grill though.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 10:07, Reply)

I would suggest lunch, but I have micro this afternoon.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 10:08, Reply)

I'll be wrecked by lunch time.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 10:09, Reply)

so we hear

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 10:09, Reply)

4 sheets in a 'spoons?
fucking hell, the world is going to shit in a shopping trolley.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 10:07, Reply)

wouldn't it just fall through the bars?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 10:07, Reply)

literal swipe
is literal.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 10:08, Reply)

we went there for "breakfast" before one of the boat raves, as it's the only place open in the morning on a sunday
the boys had rubber fried eggs on stale white bread and a pint. i was nearly sick. i consoled myself with an aftershock and diet coke, which is a perfectly sensible breakfast at 10am on a sunday.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 10:07, Reply)

Classy.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 10:08, Reply)

I have "come down" in this pub a few times.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 10:08, Reply)

it is gross
we ended up back there when the rave finished 8 hours later, and 2 of the boys quite literally stole someone else's dinner (they said it was unwanted, but i suspect it was leftovers). i'm telling you, insurance = ANIMALS
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 10:10, Reply)

"I'll have a diet coke and the aftershock benedict, please"

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 10:10, Reply)

you have to keep them SEPARATE
order like that and they'll mix them. trust me. i've been served a brown swirly aftershock more times than i care to remember.

care to can
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 10:12, Reply)

You drink in some fucking shit pubs, then.
Mind you, it can't make aftershock taste worse.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 10:14, Reply)

to be fair, it's nearly always when i ask for vodka
people just assume that i want the diet coke in the vodka, like some sort of tasteless pleb
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 10:23, Reply)

"And some scrambled fucking eggs, garkon"

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 10:12, Reply)

kroney wasn't there

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 10:13, Reply)

yeah but he works in insurance
they only let them into certain pubs
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 10:06, Reply)

I am the king of pubs and known about the town.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 10:06, Reply)

strikethrough pubs
insert.... hmmmm, so much choice...

my friend saw the pics from sat. thought you were hot. i fell off the sofa laughing.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 10:08, Reply)

A woman of taste.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 10:09, Reply)

taste

Partial vision
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 10:10, Reply)

Is stunned the one in squared-off glasses, black polo shirt?

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 10:09, Reply)

no
he's the one in the pink dress and denim jacket
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 10:10, Reply)

there isn't anyone in a pink dress and denim jacket.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 10:11, Reply)

literal badger is literal!

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 10:12, Reply)

of course.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 10:13, Reply)

Sounds right.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 10:11, Reply)

lies

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 10:11, Reply)

+ cowlick.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 10:13, Reply)