I'm a natural oasis of calm in the face of even the most abject fuckwittery.
As I said to my ex wife when she accused me of breaking a promise I made to her mum to look after her cats and suddenly found myself having to rehome the surviving moggy, "Erm, broken promises? You need to look to yourself, love, you broke the single biggest promise you ever made to me when you fucked off with someone else".

She sharp changed her tune.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 17 Jul 2013, 14:52, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Yeah, then you killed her.

( wanderlust, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 14:55, Reply)

tee hee

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 14:55, Reply)

Alright harters, calm down.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 17 Jul 2013, 14:57, Reply)

still she's dead now, so all's well that ends well

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 14:55, Reply)

Indeed.
Plus, inferior tits an' all. Dodged a bullet there.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 17 Jul 2013, 14:56, Reply)

You shouldn't have MARRied her

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 14:57, Reply)

I should have held out for a fucking hefty divorce settlement is what I should have done.
But being the reasonable chap I am I wanted out with minimal fuss and animosity.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 17 Jul 2013, 15:00, Reply)