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How do you stay calm when someone has pissed you off?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 14:46, 137 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
How do you manage when you're talking to me?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 14:47, Reply)
How do you manage when you're talking to me?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 14:49, Reply)
You're too insignificant to warrant any thought.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 14:49, Reply)
I bet you're thinking about me right now

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 14:51, Reply)
i know it breaks the sanctity of gaz, but
dozer told me that he thinks about you whilst he teases his hamster to orgasm with a cotton bud
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 14:54, Reply)
He calls his penis Cotton Bud????????

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 14:59, Reply)
he has ideas above his station

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 14:59, Reply)
Has he been trying it on with you?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 15:00, Reply)
who hasn't?

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 15:06, Reply)
me

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 15:10, Reply)
pffffffffffffffft

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 15:11, Reply)
hahahahaha yeah I've checked em hahahaha

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 15:12, Reply)
your dubz were hairy

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 15:19, Reply)
By ranting to whoever will listen?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 14:48, Reply)
it depends who it is
if it is someone whose opinion i actually respect, then i take a deep breath, let it settle, and talk to them. if it's a fucktard, then either ignore them, or tell them: YOU'RE A FUCKTARD.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 14:49, Reply)
My ex has fucking annoyed me. Wants to wake micro early from her nap just so she can go shopping.
Apparently I'm wrong to want my daughter to rest while she can in this heat. FFS.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 14:51, Reply)
that's really annoying
she should either leave micro with you and go shopping in peace (who the fuck wants to take a toddler shopping?) or wait.

however, she is the one who will have to deal with a tired and grumpy toddler, if she wakes her up. make your point, let her realise the error of her ways, i say. she won't do it again!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 14:53, Reply)
No I'm supposed to have micro this afternoon whilst she goes shopping. I've told her to let micro sleep. Why should the kid suffer so she can shop?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 14:54, Reply)
for the life of me i can't understand why she wants to take the kid shopping
kids ruin shopping. and they hate it. fact.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 14:57, Reply)
No. Micro will be with me. Except I have to wait until she wakes up, apparently this leaves my ex with insufficient time to go to ikea.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 14:59, Reply)
and she can't go to ikea and then collect micro on her way home because........?
i'm guessing you've tried this logic.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 15:00, Reply)
Hahaha yeah, use logic when arguing with his wife about what is best for the kid

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 15:01, Reply)
i just can't understand why anyone would want to shop at ikea

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 15:02, Reply)
The Ikea in the centre of Coventry is possibly the most hideous tin abomination.
Yet I am also slightly pleased that it is there, as it means I never have to set foot inside one ever again.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 15:06, Reply)
ikea in coventry
is there a more soul destroying place on the planet?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 15:06, Reply)
I've only ever been in the one in Wednesbury, but I imagine not.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 15:08, Reply)
i've been in a pie shop in wigan (technically it was closed because we were selling it, so no pies)
and a kebab shop in stockport. they came close.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 15:09, Reply)
Ikea in Wembley?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 15:08, Reply)
at least that's within spitting distance of selfridges, if you spit HARD down the jubilee line

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 15:09, Reply)
It must be like a George.E.Romero film.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 15:09, Reply)
I hate really, really,really,really hate
IkeaTM
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 15:18, Reply)

It's The Shop That Makes You Want To Kill Yourself(c).
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 15:19, Reply)
me and the wife have a deal, if she wants to go there I go to the
DecathalonTM next door and launch golf balls into the driving net, as she is coming through of the checkouts she rings me to help load the car.
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 15:22, Reply)
I had to venture down to the Furrock branch a few months back. Worked out what it was I needed online. Went in via the warehouse doors, found what I wanted in the warehouse and OUT.
10 minutes, tops. I was in my old local in Chelmsford by 11.
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 15:25, Reply)
once AB, once only
never, never again will I cross that threshold
although I still use the three fly squatters for £1 that I Purchased
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 15:30, Reply)
I bet it was totally worth the 30 or forty quid in petrol you spent getting there.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 15:33, Reply)
Yeah good job I wasn't abusing a company vehicle by doing lots of personel milage
at the time.
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 15:35, Reply)

hate   hate
Ikea™ + want a zig-a-zig-ah
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 15:22, Reply)
*Gets with my freinds*

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 15:24, Reply)
^^this
take a tired toddler shopping? Bad idea.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 14:55, Reply)
Yeah, but SHOPPING!
Those shops won't be there tomorrow you know.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 17 Jul 2013, 14:54, Reply)
NEVER WAKE A SLEEPING BABY

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 14:54, Reply)
Exactly.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 14:55, Reply)
Yeah, I heard they go into a frenzied attack and try to gum you to death.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 17 Jul 2013, 14:55, Reply)
You can't win these ones.
It's hard enough when you're still with the mother and she insists on being wrong about these things.
Your daughter won't suffer in the long term if you just grit your teeth and let your ex have her way.
If you can avoid a big argument today, you may be able to reason with her afterwards and perhaps she'll see your point of view.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 14:59, Reply)
It's th selfishness that pisses me off. No consideration of micro's needs.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 15:02, Reply)
Yeah, they do that.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 15:03, Reply)
absolutely
but i am sure that she will learn the hard way, when the tired, fractious child takes it out on her!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 15:08, Reply)
Maybe Micro needs a chest of drawers, meatballs and a cutlery organiser YOU THINK OF THAT?

(PsychoChomp, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 15:12, Reply)
Could you not just go round there and sit with her rather than bitching on the internet and waiting for her to get dropped off?

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 15:20, Reply)
no lock on the drinks cupboard.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 15:26, Reply)
Gonz has left his I-pad there and she doesn't want to risk him flogging it and buying 20/20.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 15:27, Reply)
Ha ha

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 15:33, Reply)
The ex doesn't like me being in her place.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 15:32, Reply)

place vagina
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 15:33, Reply)

in her place

alive
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 15:34, Reply)
'her place'?
Oh man, top pre-nupping there by Mrs Battered.
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 15:34, Reply)
Heh. Nah there's none of that BS.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 15:35, Reply)
This is made a much funnier conversation
by the simple move of assuming you are referring to your penis when saying "micro"
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 15:46, Reply)
With beer you prick
NOW THAT'S SORTED NEW THREAD PLEASE
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 14:50, Reply)
Initially I don't
Then I go and smoke a joint and rationalise it all in my head.
By then I've usually got over it.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 14:50, Reply)
+ also see with BEER

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 14:50, Reply)
Beer is famous for calming down angry men

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 14:51, Reply)
INOES It's like a miracle medicine

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 14:53, Reply)
a taaaaasty miracle medicine.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 15:02, Reply)
beer is like any drug/intoxicant
it affects different people differently, when ever I have too much to drink I just laugh and fall asleep, others just seem to get punchy when they have half a packet of wine gums. TRUFAX
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 15:05, Reply)
i closed down a huuuuuuge weed factory the other day by repossessing it
police involved and everything.

actually it was quite near you, was in the midlands. sorry dude. but weed is bad, mm-kay?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 14:53, Reply)
S'ok, five more have opened since then.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 14:56, Reply)
i'll have those too

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 14:56, Reply)
Wait until after the harvest please.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 15:02, Reply)
punch them in the ear

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 14:51, Reply)
I'm a natural oasis of calm in the face of even the most abject fuckwittery.
As I said to my ex wife when she accused me of breaking a promise I made to her mum to look after her cats and suddenly found myself having to rehome the surviving moggy, "Erm, broken promises? You need to look to yourself, love, you broke the single biggest promise you ever made to me when you fucked off with someone else".

She sharp changed her tune.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 17 Jul 2013, 14:52, Reply)
Yeah, then you killed her.

(I helped save b3ta! wanderlust, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 14:55, Reply)
tee hee

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 14:55, Reply)
Alright harters, calm down.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 17 Jul 2013, 14:57, Reply)
still she's dead now, so all's well that ends well

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 14:55, Reply)
Indeed.
Plus, inferior tits an' all. Dodged a bullet there.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 17 Jul 2013, 14:56, Reply)
You shouldn't have MARRied her

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 14:57, Reply)
I should have held out for a fucking hefty divorce settlement is what I should have done.
But being the reasonable chap I am I wanted out with minimal fuss and animosity.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 17 Jul 2013, 15:00, Reply)
I gaz the mods.

(I helped save b3ta! wanderlust, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 14:54, Reply)
+ and the mods won

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 14:55, Reply)
A titgaz always provides stress relief.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 14:58, Reply)
I torch a mosque.
Chills me right out.
(I helped save b3ta! wanderlust, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 14:55, Reply)
Ha ha

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 14:56, Reply)
Done. Next?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 15:03, Reply)
I never get upset, I'm trolling them.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 14:56, Reply)
i did hear your wife is curvy

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 14:57, Reply)
i heard she was fat as butter

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 15:04, Reply)
from the pic i saw, she's really pretty
but AB looks like one of badger's rapey bum mallards
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 15:10, Reply)
Why the fuck do you think I married her?
The moment she realises she's done a 'Mrs Battered' and married below herself i'll be quids in.
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 15:23, Reply)
well, i assumed it was because she makes you laugh and you find her conversation interesting and you actively look forward to coming home to see her
and you feel great when you're with her.

but now i know it's just because she's pretty..... you disgust me, rapey bum mallard.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 15:25, Reply)
You have some strange ideas about marriage.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 15:28, Reply)

marriage men
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 15:33, Reply)
Do you keep a jar of flour on the nightstand?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 15:35, Reply)
I do not currently pay for a mortgage.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 15:09, Reply)
or a saltwater swimming pool

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 15:21, Reply)
I pop a pill !

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 15:02, Reply)
reginald donkeyfuck is rory

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 15:02, Reply)
Alright Roota.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 15:03, Reply)
it's true though

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 15:11, Reply)
\o/

(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 16:04, Reply)
put your arse away dear

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 16:07, Reply)
I smother them with a chloroform-soaked rag
Then remove their internal organs one by one and store them in Tupperware™
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 15:05, Reply)
I tried the Ikea storage tubs, but they don't last
I bought 3 different types in the same year! Just goes to show, you get what you pay for.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 15:06, Reply)
Are you battered's ex wife?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 15:08, Reply)
Yes
If by 'Battered's ex-wife' you actually mean 'distinguished bald man with a very smart beard'.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 15:10, Reply)
Good trademark recognition

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 15:07, Reply)
It's only fair
I've actually been past the Tupperware™ headquarters in Florida. Yep...quite the world traveller, I am.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 15:09, Reply)
OK we get it
No need to broadcast it over the Tannoy™
(I helped save b3ta! wanderlust, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 15:10, Reply)
I haven't got time for this
I've got to Hoover™ the front room.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 15:10, Reply)
I would do it myself
only I am whacked out on Heroin™
(I helped save b3ta! wanderlust, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 15:13, Reply)
Cunt™.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 15:17, Reply)
Woah, good one
Isn't Adrenalin a trade name also? Sure I read that somewhere.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 15:17, Reply)
that's ritalin

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 15:21, Reply)
no, that was a margarine in the 80's
www.youtube.com/watch?v=mLiHX6eK2Eg
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 15:24, Reply)
Your a margerine from the eighties
in other news, MINI TOBERLRONES!
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 15:26, Reply)
Giant Toblerone or GTFO

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 15:29, Reply)
I like to think this is how you pronounce it too.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 15:30, Reply)
my colleague brought back one of the salty almond ones from her holiday
OH MY FUCKING GOD THAT WAS GOOD
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 15:33, Reply)
I can only assume a salty almond toblerone
is a normal toblerone dunked in docker spunk.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 16:09, Reply)
This 80's advert did the song better
www.youtube.com/watch?v=mxELSzay2lc
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 15:26, Reply)
I'm not sure it was a good idea for me to wear my Peter Sutcliffe tshirt to the park this afternoon.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 15:38, Reply)
Yeah, it makes you look fat.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 15:39, Reply)
Hahahaha.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 15:40, Reply)
I look fat whatever I wear. Because I AM fat.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 15:40, Reply)
what if you wore a sumo suit?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 15:51, Reply)
Could be worse, you could go into Wickes on the way home
and ask for the estwing display
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 15:40, Reply)
You are 40, all t-shirts are a bad ideA

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 15:43, Reply)
I tell you who has the right ideas about over 40's clothing
That Kroney has the right ideas

/ac
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 15:46, Reply)
Preposterous.
My super-handsome and cool bf wears tshirts that say things like 'Hawkwind' on them and he always looks CRAZY FRESH yo.
(I helped save b3ta! wanderlust, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 15:49, Reply)
I rest my case

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 15:51, Reply)

case way cool 'Oakleys' on the top of my head when I'm down at the rugger club with the 'guys'. We do this *mad* thing, right, where we all sit on the floor in a line and pretend to be rowing. We sing rude songs too! One time Rupert was, like, so smashed, right, he threw up all down Richmond High Street! I know - we're crazy!!!
(I helped save b3ta! wanderlust, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 15:56, Reply)
hush you

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 15:57, Reply)
I remember when I used to like Lusty

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 15:57, Reply)
Oi Lusty Ring that bellend of a boyfriend up and tell him to get one of these on the way home

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 15:58, Reply)
Exdaiquiri.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 16:01, Reply)
New thread innit

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 16:07, Reply)

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