Amazongate. And a million other times. I am very much 'big picture' aka 'slapdash'
Alt: I used to have an Adolf Hitler European Tour t shirt
Altalt: watercress and rocket, blue cheese, Parma (or Serrano or Black Forest) ham - baked until you can snap it and crumble it over, harboiled eggs, balsamic roasted cherry toms, spring onions, raspberry vinegar.
( wanderlust, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 16:28, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

tell swipe I'mnot your sock Mon

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 16:30, Reply)

Monty used to insist that you were Al.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 16:31, Reply)

That's because I implied that in a gaz to the gullible fool

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 16:32, Reply)

You are a slippery customer and no mistake

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 16:33, Reply)

are you suggesting he is frothing at the clopper?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 16:42, Reply)

I insist that you are a fucking yurtprick, if that helps at all?

( wanderlust, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 16:33, Reply)

It really does.
And I'm insisting on going home now.
/Placid
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 16:34, Reply)

Hear me Swipe, nigga here speak da TROOF

( wanderlust, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 16:31, Reply)

I quite liked Raymond Blanc's take on an english breakfast yesterday
On "how to cook well"
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 16:33, Reply)

He seems like a lovely chap.

( wanderlust, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 16:37, Reply)

As my wife says hes not a pretentious prick like Gary Rhodes
he likes to cook and cooks well
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 16:38, Reply)

Rhodes is a fucking cunt and no mistake

( wanderlust, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 16:44, Reply)

He charges £5k a day for menu development. Got him to quite when I was at Whitbread. Binned the cunt off.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 17:22, Reply)

and he has a hilarious accent!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 17:18, Reply)

I'm a big fan
We chipped in and bought the rentals lunch at le quatre seasons, I was well jell
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 16:39, Reply)

He did a stewed tomato base with poached egg and crispy bacon

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 16:47, Reply)

*bokes*

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 16:57, Reply)

See, GOOD SALAD

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 16:41, Reply)

It can be done.

( wanderlust, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 16:52, Reply)