MURDER
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My best year was around 1993 I think. I was 18, getting paid and had more than enough cash to go out all the time

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NOTHING (skulks back to room)
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 9:07, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Morning Sporty
How are you and the family after last weekend?
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 9:09, Reply)

I must confess it's been a tough week

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 9:10, Reply)

did you find a black suit?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 9:12, Reply)

I did indeed

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 9:13, Reply)

somewhat reduced

( wanderlust, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 9:13, Reply)

Ha ha

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 9:14, Reply)

We also had the wonderful complication of Mrs Cow's errant brother turning up
He is a fucking wanker
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 9:16, Reply)

spill the gossip, money woes? incest woes? Fruit woes?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 9:17, Reply)

Her Mum and Dad split up when Mrs Cow was 7
He lived with Dad, she with Mum. His marriage has just collapsed in spectacular fashion and he blamed his Mum entirely for his life being a fucking mess. Didn't once come to visit her when she was ill

A tit, basically
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 9:19, Reply)

God I hate Battered

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 9:20, Reply)

officelol

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 9:21, Reply)

lol

( wanderlust, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 9:22, Reply)

click

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 9:24, Reply)

Oh, that's some terrific internet, right there.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 9:36, Reply)

Gotta love the old family occasions.

( wanderlust, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 9:18, Reply)

Ouch
click
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 9:16, Reply)

alright sporters

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 9:09, Reply)

*doffs cap*
Morning
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 9:10, Reply)

+ flat

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 9:11, Reply)

I've unleashed a flock of racing pigeons already this morning

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 9:13, Reply)

good to see you keeping up your end of the bargain

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 9:15, Reply)