Lusty, is it true that Monty only has one bollock?
Assuming that this is the real Lusty?
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 15:19, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Of course it's Lusty
Who else could it possibly be?
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 15:22, Reply)

Apparently it's Rory.
He's been selling white heather, and jacking off to his One Direction dvd.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 15:25, Reply)

Best of all the hobbies.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 15:30, Reply)

Which one?
He gets paid for the heather, so theoretically, it's a job. Of sorts.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 15:32, Reply)

Trudat.
Must be the 1d stuff, then.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 15:38, Reply)

+ the other one is in the Albert Hall?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 15:25, Reply)

No it isn't.
What *is* true, however, is that you are such massive fucking Deacon that Justin Welby recently approached you with an offer of being made Archdeacon.
( wanderlust, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 15:37, Reply)

In that case
is it true that due to his advanced years Monty has now managed to draw an accurate scale on his inner thigh that enables him to correctly judge the temperature by the dangle of his aged scrotum
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 15:56, Reply)