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	Are you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW?  Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.
	
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 rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
 
	
	you told me that you call her "The Taker"
 	
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 rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 20:39,
	
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12 years ago)
 
	
	No I didn't.
 	
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 20:39,
	
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	yeah you did
 	you said it was ironic because it was mostly your ass doing the taking
and i pointed out that she ingests enough of your pooflakes for it to count
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 rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 20:53,
	
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	I 'said it was ironic'? 
 	Check the OT meme spreadsheet for my reputation, yeah?
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 20:54,
	
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	i don't do excel
 	it's for cunts
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 rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 20:55,
	
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	Which is why Al maintains his spreadsheet of quotes/ memes/ posts etc.
 	
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 20:56,
	
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	: (
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 20:59,
	
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	except you
 	now answer me this
do i:
i - stay at work and finish this complex letter/piece of advice
ii - go join my friends in hoxton (miles away from home)
iii - go home
???
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 rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 21:08,
	
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	i) fo sho
 	Get one of your paralegals to do it.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 21:13,
	
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 	i) do a draft, go home and review first thing tomorrow.
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Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 21:16,
	
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	Then get a peon to do the rest.
 	Call it 'training'.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 21:17,
	
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	Go home, but then I've not slept in 2 years, which makes you lazy!
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 21:23,
	
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