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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 19:44,
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latest was 12 years ago)
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 19:57,
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That is just SO wrong.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 18 Jul 2013, 20:07,
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I mean, how the fuck does he get the ends of his fingers to bend like that?
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 18 Jul 2013, 20:13,
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You've been trying this at home haven't you?
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 20:15,
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alright Lighters?
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 20:18,
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ay
flitting hither and yon around the internet
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 20:35,
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I just know my fingers can't do that!
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 18 Jul 2013, 20:19,
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Any job luck DG?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 20:23,
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Nope.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 18 Jul 2013, 20:24,
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Sorry to hear that mate, we all need a little good timing and luck in these things
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 20:27,
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Wtf
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 20:19,
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Battered Hidden Cam lols.
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Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 20:21,
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why
and who
and why
and... WHY?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 20:26,
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Is this your new thing?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 20:27,
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what?
which?
why?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 20:30,
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Like she's even got a thing.
Healed up, innit.
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Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 20:30,
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alright dozer
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 20:30,
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You're not Phudders.
You can't fool me.
Hi, though.
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Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 20:33,
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Nah
she's a dick infested man-mattress, haven't you been paying attention?
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 20:36,
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Don't be foolish, she's a ging. I'll bet she's got freckly flaps.
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Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 20:38,
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NO MATTRESS CHAT
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 20:38,
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'No chattress'
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 20:39,
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=dMXlWDT3qiM
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 20:54,
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deez nuts
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 20:00,
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Where?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 20:20,
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In your wife's mouth.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 20:23,
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Grace will be so jealous
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 20:24,
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he told me that grace isn't her real name
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 20:26,
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No I didn't.
I'm sticking my handsome neck out here to confirm that yes, my pet hamster is indeed named Grace.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 20:35,
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you told me that you call her "The Taker"
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 20:39,
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No I didn't.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 20:39,
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yeah you did
you said it was ironic because it was mostly your ass doing the taking
and i pointed out that she ingests enough of your pooflakes for it to count
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 20:53,
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I 'said it was ironic'?
Check the OT meme spreadsheet for my reputation, yeah?
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 20:54,
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i don't do excel
it's for cunts
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 20:55,
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Which is why Al maintains his spreadsheet of quotes/ memes/ posts etc.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 20:56,
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: (
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 20:59,
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except you
now answer me this
do i:
i - stay at work and finish this complex letter/piece of advice
ii - go join my friends in hoxton (miles away from home)
iii - go home
???
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 21:08,
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i) fo sho
Get one of your paralegals to do it.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 21:13,
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i) do a draft, go home and review first thing tomorrow.
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Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 21:16,
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Then get a peon to do the rest.
Call it 'training'.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 21:17,
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Go home, but then I've not slept in 2 years, which makes you lazy!
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 21:23,
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+ land.
You can call me Al.
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Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 20:46,
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He told me it was Splenic Flexure.
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Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 20:36,
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What what what what?
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 20:25,
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Ent seen that before
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 20:36,
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Bah, you kids today
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 20:40,
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I ent seen dat eitha innit
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 20:40,
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Who's the oldest here?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 20:50,
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rory?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 20:53,
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How old is Rory?
I thought he was your age?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 20:59,
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Rory's about 38 or so.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 21:00,
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Ha! Old shit
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 21:01,
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Round about that.
I could be wrong though. I'm sure he's said that he's 5 years older than me.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 21:02,
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So, yes then.
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 21:45,
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36-37 i think
battered and monty are 40-41, as is stunned
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 21:08,
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I've just turned 40 a month ago, the other two hit that milestone in September.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 21:32,
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Swipe
Then Phudderz. Phudz is in his late 40s or 50s innit.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 20:53,
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unless we're going on looks
in which case dozer's wrinkled face and tonsure take the gold medal
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 20:54,
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Tonsure? What fuckery is this?
Coming from a ginger, I'm not sure you should be doling out any hair-based jibes. Glass house/ smelly garages etc etc.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 20:55,
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you know what i mean, fr dozer
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 21:09,
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Of course I know what a tonsure is.
But I have a full and lustrous head of hair.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 21:12,
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er.......................
ok.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 21:12,
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I certainly do not have a tonsure or any other type of bald patch.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 21:14,
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Up a bit, up a bit, as it were. No poovery intended.
I'm a fossil.
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Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 21:09,
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*cough*
it's my birthday tomorrow
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 21:11,
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you said
and i am taking my pregnant friend out. stupid babies!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 21:12,
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40th?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 21:12,
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I wish
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 21:13,
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Oh...soz old man
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 21:15,
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Cliff Richards bursts into song.
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Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 21:12,
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Or whatserface
www.youtube.com/watch?v=HgqD826HGuI
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 21:14,
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did you ever check out any more LCD soundsystem stuff?
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 21:15,
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Text me your plans. We should have beer.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 21:34,
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