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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Altalt: wanker.
My daughter has unfortunately used this word twice as a result if being in a car with me.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 14:39, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
blimey
how bad can your driving be?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 14:40, Reply)
I'm more concerned about him allowing a woman to drive!
LOL!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 14:41, Reply)
She's heard me shout at other drivers. Particularly fuckwit fat gingers in SLKs.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 14:42, Reply)
funny how testosterone makes men so twattish behind the wheel

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 14:50, Reply)
When I'm driving a diesel estate Volvo? Hardly.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 14:53, Reply)
I had a V50 a few years back that was quite nippy for a diesel estate

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 14:56, Reply)
V70 2.4TD.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 14:58, Reply)
no real car registrations on the internet

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 15:00, Reply)
The lack of cup holders was about the only negative thing i can say about my old one

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 15:06, Reply)
^ This ^
Since I have adopted the tactic of only listening to Classic FM whilst driving I am akin to an ocean of calm
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 14:54, Reply)
Classical music calms me down when I'm driving. It really works.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 14:56, Reply)
so would putting your head on the piano keyboard and letting me slam it shut repeatedly

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 14:59, Reply)
Your painful death would really cheer me up.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 15:00, Reply)
lies

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 15:01, Reply)
The uncut version of "Ebony and Ivory".

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 15:01, Reply)
To be fair, that guy was a wanker though

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 14:42, Reply)
maybe he just had cerebral palsey or whatever

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 14:45, Reply)
Are you saying that Battered is a spastic?
I suppose you have a point there...
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 14:50, Reply)

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