Morning all
A productive weekend, if not a great one. Got the kitchen painted and the rest of the skirting boards on. Had a trip to the tip and Ikea ....

Ran 6.5 miles last night - need to get sorted for the GNR

I could not give one fuck about the monarchy but Kate is rather pleasant to look at.

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Me running 6.5 miles last night
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 9:28, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

she's pretty enough but very bland looking
i think zara phillips is a million times hotter

also, when did you hear kate say anything, even accidentally, that was interesting? she's just a big spoonful of vanilla pudding. urgh.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 9:31, Reply)

Her sister is very tidy. WOULD.
Unfortunately, she in all likelihood wouldn't.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 9:33, Reply)

"in all likelihood"?
i think it's safe to say there is NO likelihood.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 9:33, Reply)

I know.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 9:34, Reply)

it must be nice to be a man
and to have that boundless confidence
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 9:37, Reply)

Zara Phillips has funny teeth

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 9:35, Reply)

i only said she was hotter than kate
she's still a long way from being the hottest woman on the planet
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 9:37, Reply)

The way she smiles makes me think that there's something quite dirty about her deep down.
Maybe a couple of clit piercings and a butt plug.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 9:39, Reply)

christ the male mind is a sewer

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 9:39, Reply)

Well durrr

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 9:39, Reply)

also how big does he think her clit is, that it could take "a couple" of piercings?
bring back the floppy aubergine
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 9:40, Reply)

As big as a farmer's thumb

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 9:41, Reply)

Just like YM

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 9:39, Reply)

They all look like horses to me.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 9:38, Reply)

Best of all the Royal animals

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 9:38, Reply)